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POV: your child chooses public places to audition for their WWE career 😭

You walk in with a calm, gentle parenting plan…
5 minutes later you’re negotiating with a tiny terrorist over a yoghurt pouch.

And somehow they always save their worst behaviour for the exact moment someone from school walks past.

Parenthood is humbling. Very, very humbling. 😂

You might not say it, but I know this is how it feels on the inside 😅 Homework doesn’t have to be like this, by the way! We can help you!

Things are rarely straightforward with them 🤣

Why are they always the least serious when you’re the most serious?🤣

They really know persistence is the answer 🤣

When you’re already overstimulated & they think it’s a fun opportunity to stimulate you even more 🤣

Always at the most uncalled for times 🤣

My kid after I had to beg them to get in the shower…
-suddenly discovers a deep love for water
-becomes emotionally attached to the bathroom
-forgets time exists

Me 2 minutes in: “PLEASE just get in 😩”
Me 20 minutes later: “PLEASE just get out 😅”

Why is it always like this?

Parenting is basically negotiating with a tiny human who changes their mind mid-process 🤍