06/09/2026
To the tiny human who so innocently placed a toy spider where I would find it this morning.......I still love you π€£π©·π·οΈ
There I was, minding my own business, when I spotted what appeared to be an eight-legged monster lurking in plain sight. The panic was real. The scream may have been real. My dignity is still missing.
Upon closer inspection, I discovered that I had been outsmarted by a preschooler and a 99-cent toy spider.
Never a dull moment around this place π·οΈπ·οΈπ·οΈπ·οΈπ·οΈ