Gande Jokes

From next week we will be posting more more Gande Jokes.

Sardar UK Hotel Mei Khana Khane Gaya
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English
Bhool Gaya
Waiter - Sir Aap Kya Lena Pasand karenge
Sardar Bola - ANDE KI MAA.

Maa - Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1
Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aane Mein 3 Din Lag Gaye Wo Bhi Nayee
Car Se
Beta - Maa Ye Car Banaane Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay
Ke Liye 4 Gear Diye
Magar Wapas Aane Ke Liay Sirf Ek ( Revers Gear )

Pappu Ka Ab School Time Pura Ho Chuka Tha Aur Ab
Uska College Mein Admission
Ho Gaya Tha Aur Jaisa Ki Aap Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki
College Mein Ragging Aam Baat
Hai, School Jaate Hi Senior Students Ne Usko Bulaya
Aur Kaha
Senior Students - Chal Be Koi Aisi Gaali Deke Dikha Jo
Na Kabhi Kisi Ne Suni Ho
Aur Naa Hi Kisi Ne Kisiko Di Ho
Pappu - Hum Sab Juniors Ka Lvnd Ek Jhopde Me Aur
Jhopda Aap Ki Maa Ke Bhonsde Me.
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Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Tha. Uski
Class Ki Ek Teacher
Pregnant Thhi Uske Dekh Kar Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu - Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti ?
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli - Ye Baat Bhala Mujhe Kaisi
Pata Hogi
Pappu - Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone
Wala Hai
Aapko Ladkaa Hone Waala Hai.
Teacher Hairani Se - Arey... Tujhe Ye Baat Kaise Pata ?
Pappu - Mam Wo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke
Bethhti Ho To
Ander Se Uski Moochhe Dikhaai Deti Hain.

Pappu Ek Din Class Ke Darwaaze Ke Pass Wali Bench
Pe Betha Muth Mar
Raha Tha Achanak Uski Madam Class Mein Aa Jati Hai
Aur Use Esa Karte
Dekh Leti Hai, Isse Pahle Madam Kuch Bolti Pappu
Fatafat Bola
Pappu - Mam 100 Saal Jiyengi Aap Abhi Apke Baare
Mei Hi Soch Raha Tha.

Andhaa Aur 5ex
Ek Baar Ek Tharki Andhe Ka 5ex Ka Bada Dil Karta Hai
Isi Chakkar Mein Wo Ek Kothe Pe Chala Jaata Hai
Wo Abhi RANDl Ko CH0D Hi Raha Hota Hai Ki Police
Ki Raid Pad Jaati Hai
Andha Gabraa Jaata Hai Aur Ek Dum Se Chilla Ke
Bolta Hai
Andha - Abe Saalo... Ye Mere Lvnd Mein CH00T Kisne
Daal Di Be

Pappu Classroom Mein
Pappu Class Mein Bade Dheere Se Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Baatein Kar Raha Tha
Golu Kafi Der Se Ye Sab Dekh Raha Tha - Rahaa Nahi
Gaya To Bola
Golu - Abe Kis Se Baat Kar Raha Hai ?
Pappu - Sister Se
Golu - Itne Pyaar Se
Pappu - Haan... Teri Jo Hai.

Doodh Wala Aur Ek Aurat
Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha
Tha
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi Oonchi Awaaz Mein Gusse Se
Boli
Aurat - Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge Ab Bas Bhi Karo Tumse
Achchha
To Paperwala Hai Jo Chup Chaap Neeche Se Daal
Deta Hai.

A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech
mai kya hai
girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai
thn
A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech
mai kya latak raha hai
Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer
gand

teacher
bachon kia bata saktay ho k billi k itnay
saray bachay kyn hotay hain
ek student khara hota hai or kehta hai
miss aap bhi bahir nangi ghumaien to
aap k bhi itnay saray bachay hongay

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