Shift - Transform Your Career

08/26/2026

My employment status stays the same. My personality changes every 24 hours. By Friday, I love everyone. By Saturday, I’ve never worked a day in my life. By Sunday, I’m googling “Can dread qualify as sick leave?” Which day are you mentally stuck in? 🫠

08/25/2026

Career goals ✨

1. Get hired
2. Get paid suspiciously well
3. Never hear “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” again

Is that too much to ask? 😭

08/24/2026

Corporate world is basically poetry, but every poem ends with “unfortunately.” 🌹

08/21/2026

08/20/2026

Job searching in 35mm: one résumé, one interview, one rejection.

Job searching in IMAX: 12 résumé versions, five interview rounds and enough rejection emails to start a newsletter 👀

08/19/2026

The body is at work. The employee has left the building. 🫡

08/19/2026

Nothing strengthens a workplace friendship like a shared resignation fantasy.

08/18/2026

Recruiters come in many forms. Which one have you met during your job search? 👀

08/17/2026

“Competitive salary” is some sort of a mystery genre. 💀

No range. No numbers. Just somewhere, somehow, it’s competing with something.

What’s the most suspicious phrase you’ve seen in a job posting? 👀

08/14/2026

You know the interview rules.

Research the company. Prepare examples. Ask questions. Don’t badmouth your old boss.

Easy.

Until the interview starts and suddenly “Tell me about yourself” feels like the hardest question anyone has ever asked you. 🫠

So consider this your pre-interview refresher — explained through memes because those are apparently easier to remember.

The goal isn’t to perform the perfect candidate.

Know your experience. Bring the receipts. Have a few good questions ready. And focus on having an actual conversation instead of trying to deliver the “correct” answer.

Save this before your next interview.

And be honest: which DON’T have you actually done? 👀