Chris Moffett

Just saying, I would not be confident in this orthodontist aligning my teeth

Typical conference dinner

Exceptional

Binary optimism

Going to the restroom is invariable a task of decipherment, parsing layers of local material history.

Tonight’s media, apparently

Does anyone else’s cat do this?

What you can’t glean from the pic is how wobbly the handle was, and the way the door was dragging on the floor.

Selfie via sound check

Your periodic reminder that restaurant bathroom locks are time capsules

And about 35 hours and three flights later I’m on the A train heading home. Travel is mostly