Moms Against Everything

4 boxes of Franzia and 6 Xanies, xysters... We just can’t tonight.

Common sense gun reform means your outdated "rights" end where what we think things should be like begins. It's a simple concept. Really, it's not like we're asking for a lot here.

And what are gun owners worried about with background checks? As one great Patriot once said," you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide". Makes sense!

If the gun lobby, and in turn America's gun owners, really cared about this country and its children, you'd compromise, work together with us and give us everything we're asking for with no quarrel. Quid pro quo. That's what we do in a grown-up civilization, we compromise and work together.

Had guns been banned in Germany, WWII never would have happened and the N***s would have never amounted to anything more than discontent strudel factory workers wearing leiderhosen, drinking too much beer, and singing along to horrible polka music.

Let that sink in.

Guns, in all forms, have been the root of all deaths by shooting throughout history and in all wars. Therefore, if guns were banned, none of these things would happen. Imagine there's no gun murders. Imagine there's no genocides. Imagine there's no wars. Ban the guns. It's easy if you try.

When writing the Constitution, the Founders never could have foreseen the evolution of weapons from muskets to high capacity assault clipazines.

Not even Benjamin Franklin, the inventor....