Spicy Test Kitchen

We are discontinuing Facebook use for this account ~ find us on IG under our NEW brand where chaos isn't the problem...it's the playground! 🌀

Same great experiences, new name.

See you at # # in Edison, NJ October 24-26 🗓️

We'll be tabling with 🤩

📢 BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! “Enjoying Eggplant” comes to Ascend in the on January 18, 2025!

🤔 Haven’t heard about this educational, experiential workshop yet? Check out the Participant Prospectus at tinyurl.com/EE-Ascend for full details, FAQ, and vetting/ticket link.

🍆 Kyla () of invites Sexplorers to reexamine mainstream depictions of what a bIøwjøb “should be”...

Does “eating eggplant” leave you feeling like it’s:
🤢 An obligation, only for your partner’s pleasure?
🤢 Bland, bitter, or boring?
🤢 Performative?
🤢 A chore, or worse…a JOB?

With our tips to update & customize your “recipe”, you could:
🤩 ‘S’ the ‘D’...for your OWN pleasure
🤩 Derive excitement & enjoyment
🤩 Feel divinely connected to self/partner
🤩 Savor every mouthful!

⚠️ Ascend community vetting required IN ADVANCE!

⌛We anticipate a packed room, register ASAP to avoid disappointment! Visit tinyurl.com/EE-Ascend for Vetting, FAQ & Registration.

🌶️ Saturday, January 18 • 5-7 pm • Saugerties, NY
🌶️ Designed for solo exploration; partnered exploration will also be invited!
🌶️ Full info/FAQ/vetting/registration: tinyurl.com/EE-Ascend
🌶️ This is an educational workshop for adults (18+); we expect all attendees to respect the spirit of the workshop
🌶️ All interactions are rooted in consent

End-of-summer festivals were SO fun...and exhausting! Between fall bookings, travel, and getting some much-needed R&R, things have been kinda quiet at the Spicy Test Kitchen recently. 😴⚡

We've felt the recent chill in the air and are firing up our burners to bring hot & fresh offerings SOON! 🍁

Stay tuned for teasers about upcoming workshops PLUS opportunities to bring to YOU! 🎉

💥 FLASH SALE! 💥Save $25 on “Eating Eggplant” in Salem and Philly!

⌛ Promotion ONLY available August 2-5

📜 Full workshop details & FAQ at linktr.ee/CreatrixVixen

👍 Ready to say YES?
🎟️ Email [email protected] for tickets

🎉 We have a new Philly home! 🎉

Although we were sad to learn last week that our former host venue is closing, the local Philly community soon helped find a new home in Fishtown! 🦉🪺

Same date, just a couple hours later ~ full details below. 😘🍆

⚠️ ONLY 12 SEATS! We anticipate a sold-out workshop, register ASAP to avoid disappointment! Email [email protected] or DM on IG to register!

🌶️ Saturday, August 17 • 2-4 pm (arrival 1:45-2:00, doors lock at 2:00!)
🌶️ Designed for solo exploration
🌶️ Participant Prospectus (full details/FAQ) tinyurl.com/EE-Philly
🌶️ This is an educational workshop for adults (18+) and we expect all attendees to respect the spirit of the workshop
🌶️ All interactions are rooted in consent
🌶️ Registration & sliding scale inquiries: [email protected]

Following yesterday's FABULOUS "Enjoying Eggplant" workshop at , I'm reminded to communicate the importance of coming down pleasurably after expansive experiences. 🧘‍♀️

🤩 Getting what we want is SO fun and exciting, especially when it's an experience we'd been anticipating or looking forward to for a while!

🎈Yet, just like a balloon, we naturally experience contraction after expansion.

🤔 In order to have the MOST fun, how can we care for ourselves in the days AFTER these experiences?

❌ Examples of unconscious/less pleasurable options for navigating this transition include fighting, injuries/accidents, and other types of conflict/friction.

🤢 Sound...awful?

✅ We've included some ideas for MUCH more enjoyable ways to come down in the carousel.

✍️ IN THE COMMENTS:
What's in YOUR pleasurable come-down plan?
___________________________________________
Upcoming "Enjoying Eggplant" Opportunities:
📆 Sat. 8/10 5-7 PM
📆 Sat. 8/17 12-2 PM
📆 TBD (September?)
📆 Coming Soon: late-summer FESTIVAL announcements!

🌐 Full info/FAQ for all confirmed dates:
linktr.ee/CreatrixVixen

Coming to THIS FRIDAY: "Enjoying Eggplant"!

🤔 Curious? Check out the Prospectus (🔗 in b!o)

🥳 Ready to say YES?
🎟️ Sliding Scale Tickets: LDHudsonValley.com

NOTE: All first-time attendees *must* apply for vetting 48+ hours in advance (no exceptions)

😘🍆 See you there! ✨

⌛ Didn’t make it in June? 🌶️ Kyla () is bringing her passion project back to The Sanctuary in Salem, MA by popular demand!

🤔 Love giving, but tired of bland, bitter, boring oral that feels like a performance – or worse, a job? has the solution to help you savor every mouthful!

🍆 “Enjoying Eggplant” is an educational, experiential workshop that reexamines mainstream depictions of what a bIøwjøb “should be”, and invites Sexplorers to explore how to ‘S’ the ‘D’...for your OWN pleasure!

⚠️ ONLY 12 SEATS! Several sad faces from folx who didn’t make it last time, register ASAP to avoid disappointment! Email [email protected] or DM on IG to register 🎟️

🌶️ Saturday, August 10 • 5-7 pm (arrival 4:45-5:00, doors lock at 5:00!)
🌶️ Designed for solo exploration
🌶️ Participant Prospectus (full details/FAQ) tinyurl.com/EESalem
🌶️ This is an educational workshop for adults (18+) and we expect all attendees to respect the spirit of the workshop
🌶️ All interactions are rooted in consent
🌶️ Registration & sliding scale inquiries: [email protected]

🤔 Love giving, but tired of bland, bitter, boring oral that feels like a performance – or worse, a job? We have the solution to help you savor every mouthful!

🌶️ Kyla () is bringing her passion project, the “Enjoying Eggplant” oral skills workshop, to Bryn Mawr in the Philly suburbs!

🍆 “Enjoying Eggplant” is an educational, experiential workshop that reexamines mainstream depictions of what a bIøwjøb “should be”, and invites Sexplorers to explore how to ‘S’ the ‘D’...for your OWN pleasure!

⚠️ ONLY 12 SEATS! We anticipate a sold-out workshop, register ASAP to avoid disappointment! Email [email protected] or DM on IG to register!

🌶️ Saturday, August 17 • 12-2 pm (arrival 11:45-12:00, doors lock at 12:00!)
🌶️ Designed for solo exploration
🌶️ Participant Prospectus (full details/FAQ) tinyurl.com/EEPhilly
🌶️ This is an educational workshop for adults (18+) and we expect all attendees to respect the spirit of the workshop
🌶️ All interactions are rooted in consent
🌶️ Registration & sliding scale inquiries: [email protected]

🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE! 🚨

Enjoying Eggplant: NYC on 7/6 is now 5-7PM

🧐 Why?!

So it's fun & convenient to stick around for Resonance (skill building social & play party by venue partner ) from 8pm-midnight!

✅ TWO educational, experiential events
✅ More affirming, kinky community vibes
✅ Time to grab dinner in-between

🔗 All Kink Collective events/tickets at kinkcollective.net/events

😘 You're welcome!! 😜