01/20/2024
Bring happy into the ouchie places and then be wildly creative. That’s my philosophy of healing intense energy experiences, aka trauma, and basis of turning sh*te into an artful life.
I’ve used this to heal my own devastating r**e at age 3, so that my life is a literal smorgasm of artful successes. Trauma is a “force feeding” of intense experience either by an accident or by someone fu**ed up enough they pass on their f**kery like a virus.
The compassionate fire "magic cauldron" of my Witchy coaching literally cooks trauma and turns it into rocket fuel for your passionate life! Your shadows become your fricken team of badass allies in service to you as Queen, instead of sneakily stealing your life force energy and putting the kibosh on your success from their creepy hidey holes of unconscious habits- personal, cultural (ahem helloooo patriarchy) and ancestral.
What brings happy? So the definition of happy is expanded here. It’s not a saccharine sticker happy face of facade.
Happy includes sobbing like a child and it feels so good because you’ve never felt so safe.
Happy includes you tapping into your righteous rage, embodying this power for change, as well as enacting rage in a safe way to transmute it into passion.
Happy includes singing like a bird, and you being compelled to sing first thing in the morning, because your life is so worth living and your heart is bursting.
Happy includes rolling in the mud of depression and making love to the darkness to reveal and birth the lovechild hidden in the depths of your being.
Happy includes a sssssexi dance of scooping all the ups and downs of life into your hips and swirling figure 8 loops as you awaken to the Infinite whilst being in your finite expression of the Mystery. Then licking your lips in delighted satisfaction for the wild ride that is Life.
I'm a midwife to Your Rich Life. You will learn to play with the sh*te, make the inner and outer boundaries, ask boldly from your passion, act with delighted derring do, be suave with interpersonal spells of influence, all from a baseline of ease and imagination. No more nose to the grindstone.
BE HER NOW! The YOU that wants to rise like a PHOENIX from habits of settling for crumbs and not the recognition and remuneration you need, of having money but not richness, having companionship but not transcendent ADORATION.
When Life’s a bitch, become the Witch.
Cheers to transformation that is as wild as Life Herself.
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