Dark humor meets 2D animation,Funny,Comedy,Jokes and slightly unhinged cartoons posted regularly.
She Checked My Phone Found Nothing
and Was Genuinely Angry About It
I had to be honest with my wife
What is more painful
She asked if she died in Jerusalem
would I pay 30,000 to ship her home
or 500 to bury her there
I Asked My Daughter Who She'd Save in an Emergency Between Us
Me or her dad
She asked what's the most expensive thing I ever ate
I Asked to Unlock Her Phone
She Explained Why She Doesn't Dust
My Daughter Bet Me Two Hundred Dollars
I Didn't Know My Wife Better Than She Did