Condition Red

11/02/2023

RIP Burt Bacharach

06/02/2023

When middle class women attempt to dance they look like they're having a fit or a seizure. Consequently it's very difficult for middle class women to dance without some good Samaritan mistakenly trying to give them CPR or the Heimlich maneuver.

16/08/2022

Jeremy Corbyn sitting astride what looks like an old Vespa P200E at an ASLEF picket line.
I had around 20 scooters of all types between 1982 and 1987. At one time I owned an old 1960s Vespa Rally 200 with the registration number starting ‘KGB’ and was going to do a bright red paint job with hammer and sickles on it... but never got round to it unfortunately 😎

18/07/2022

27/04/2022

08/03/2022