Beard Specialist Hi there,
My name is Ewan 'beard' Simpson and I am a beard enthusiast. I love all things beard. I am 23 years young. Yeah buddy. Yours,
Ewan
I've been growing, sculpting, maintaining, grooming and perfecting my own beard since 1998. I offer beard scuplting sessions for just £15 an hour. I also offer renting of my beard maintenance equipment for only £1500 an hour. Pretty cheap when you consider the results I have got lol. Please contact me if you would like to arrange a session. If you want to call to just chat about beards, then that would be nice also - It's free.. what you got to lose. Beard advice = fre of change lol.
25/05/2021
“I had my first meeting with Ewan Simpson Beard Specialist at 11:00 yesterday, by 11:05 I looked like this. My friends already knew me as the alpha but now the rest of the world does too.” - a testimonial from Jonnie Lewis
Coronavirus special!
If you have coronavirus, I’ll come round to your house and maintain your beard for 14 days straight!
Don’t be a covidiot, get in touch TODAY!
Happy beardday to me x
01/01/2019
A beard to you is a beard to me.
20/12/2018
And it’s a Merry Christmas from me
Look out for my new video blog in the NY called ‘beards vol 3’. Volume 2 will be available shortly after.
I’m off to have a mulled beard
X
12/04/2017
Walking The West Highland Beard at the moment. Here's me 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Just to let you know, from January 2030 my prices will be ever so slightly raised to £2145.80 per hour per hair.
This is due to a big increase in my services and I hope it doesn't put any off contacting me about the beard(prob)lems.
Until the next time, over and beard
X
Happy New Beard!!
26/09/2016
Thistle do.
Sorry I've not beard active on this recently - I've been working hard on the main.
I'm not a beardo I promise!
20/02/2014
'The Big Yin' - beard in probably late 2010. groomed to perfection you'll agree
me with a big yin
