Dildos "R" Us

RATED R. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, QUESTIONABLY OFFENDED, OR NOT EVEN SURE IF YOU WOULD BE OFFENDED OR NOT, PLEASE LEAVE NOW. THIS IS A DISCLAIMER. DO NOT SAY THAT YOU DID NOT KNOW OR WERE NOT WARNED. WELL-CUM to our page Folks…

…thank you sincerely for LIKING US, ( NO not Licking Us ) sharing us and spreading the word. ..( NO not Legs ! )

The word DILDO or DILDOS may be the reason you were drawn to our page. If you are looking for ADULT SEX TOYS, Lovable Underwear, SEXY LINGERIE product reviews, fun, laughs, the obscure, the KINKY, Latex, Erotic things all combined with overall product intro and our joint like minds …then you have cm to the right place. Our dream was / is for DILDOS “ R “ Us to be the #1 page & Place for us to discuss, teach, learn and laugh about all things sex related and sexy with a Hint of Naughty ! ...nothing more, nothing less. This is a MATURE yet FUN- EASY GOING environment for sexy people of all nationalities, sexual orientations and backgrounds. We want EVERYONE to feel free to express themselves without fear of harsh judgement and with that there is NO NAME CALLING ALLOWED….Unless of course our Founder does it and tosses you out on your ass ! We post content of a sexual nature. Please be advised that your interaction with us is VISIBLE to people who are on your friends list. We are NOT responsible for any one of them being dissatisfied with seeing your activity appear in their newsfeeds. It should also be noted that some material may or may not already be “ out-there on FB “ and not all material in ours nor original- we may just find “ Stuff” that you can’t, wont, nor care to look for and we like to SHARE a LAUGH with like-minded friends. NO LAW AGAINST THAT ! We may receive complaints from people who DON'T like our content. They / you may report us. You can control what content is shared with your friends by adjusting your Account/Security Settings to save us ALL some trouble. We are not here to wipe your ass for you. Facebook has no problem deleting pages they deem a nuisance due to repeated reporting. If you enjoy us and want us to continue entertaining and educating you without interruption, then please safe guard us from your friends and vice versa by taking the time to manage your Facebook settings. We are not a dating website. Please refrain from comments asking other people to add you or friend you on our wall. Anyone wishing to be friends should contact one another individually and NOT through DILDOS “ R “ Us. We take GREAT joy in SHARING material that is in accordance with the sexy and humorous nature of our page. If you have a Facebook Fan Page that you would like SHARED or promoted then DON’T BOTHER with ALL DUE RESPECT. Introducing us to your friends and colleagues, Liking Us and Shares are MOST welcome, but DO NOT EVER post links for your page, your blog, your website or any other personal interest in the comments or DIRECTLY on our Facebook Wall
We will NOT WARN or advise of disrespectful behavior, attacks, verbal abuse et al. We will NOT CONDONE - add ME’s, or any form of improper & unprofessional solicitation or spamming. Anyone ( we don’t care who you are ) that does and / or found to have done ANY of these things will be BANNED from the DILDOS “ R “ Us page without hesitation or special mention. YOU WILL ALSO BE REPORTED to our Friends at Facebook ! Further thinking & to add, …we will stick a rocket up your ass and fling you off Facebook so darn fast you won’t know what happened until the rectal bleeding stops. Our Admin Team and I post and (may) interact with you as a way of laughter sharing, education, information, product reviews, laughter, to let off some steam & to be social and to have fun- with a bit more laughter thrown in for good measure. We DO NOT charge nor get paid to do this. We ARE NOT here to entertain you in person OUTSIDE of the page yet introduce you to product, fun times, laughter, common thoughts, education and general information you may be looking for. Please DO NOT message us via any means be it here on Facebook or via e-mail with / or for sexual favours, desires or requests. If Dildos “ R “ Us post something you don't or may not like nor agree with, simply bypass it and move on to the next post that you do like- or F**K OFF ! – Quite simple really. This Dildos “ R “ Us page and LIFE in general as a whole ( hole ! ) is NOT that serious – GOT IT ! …Laughter is wonderful medicine, great for the soul, great for endorphins rushes and we hope you will enjoy some while here Folks. Within our Admin Team there is only a few of us sacred Folk and potentially THOUSANDS of you should all go to plan over time with THANKS. We can’t please everyone, although we DO and WILL CONTINUE to try. Complaints and negativity disrupt the overall humorous and sexy atmosphere we would like to maintain. Your interaction with us is OPTIONAL. If you find that you have LIKED us in error....or you no longer appreciate what we do here please just simply UNLIKE the page with no hard feelings on our part and walk off into the Sexy Sunset. Should you ever decide to disconnect with us, just know that it was meant to be and supposed to be great, funny and educational while it lasted. Should you move on for whatever reason let it be known it was great having you visit with us while you did. For EVERYONE who have heard about us and just “ LIKED US “ and newcomers here, we hope you will enjoy your stay. We will aim to keep it Funny, Educational, Funny, Advisory, Funny, Introductory, Sexy , Funny and Stimulating, and FUNNY – It’s all FUN- nothing more, nothing less please ! No harm, disrespect, malice, or hate is intended nor implied please. With all that said- now let’s be ADULT’s- Naughty Adults at that and have a good f**kin’ Laugh
Respectfully,

DILDOS “ R “ Us Management Team