Chegutu High School Upper Six 2013

"Doc 2015 quotes" There are moments when
troubles enter our lives and we
can do nothing to avoid them.
But they are there for a reason.
Only when we have overcome
them will we understand why
they were there. :>

The Former Heroes

Stolen :D C&P
In secondary school, I was very poor in
maths and chemistry. During exams, I'd get
between 2% and 8%. The results used to be
announced out from the lowest to the
highest marks, So I would always be the 1st
or 2nd to be called outcry.
One day,the maths results were being
released and my name wasn't among the
first to be called out. The teacher got to
30s,40s,50s,60s and 70s. Still my paper had
not been called out8). Everyone kept looking
at me asking " Chris whats up? How did you
fare?" And the teacher went on to the 80s
And when he got to 88%, He had one paper
remaining.
I then asked myself,could I have scored a
90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious
and happy now that I knew I had proved the
so called genius wrong.
Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my
dreams have been answered....... .. The whole
class was amazed as every one kept looking
at me . It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said, "There
is a cow that did not write its name on the
paper that scored 0%.
If u have not received your paper come and
get it now!
I FAINTED!!!!

son is eating from the sem plate as his dad
and ther r two pieces of meat left in the plate,
a small piece and a big piece...the dad wants
to pick his piece of meat and accidentally
touches the small piece...the son sees it and
says "touch is a move." the dad teks the small
piece and puts it on top of the big pieces...the
son asks his dad wat he is doin and the dad
replies, "ndabuda bhobho mpfanha, dzava
nyama dzangu dzese dziri two...ndiwe unoda
zve draft

Wow so dis is it ;) de last day @ High Xul ***20 Nov 2013*** all The BEST in lyf my fellows

Stolen :bad to worse

Teacher: who is a pharmacist?
Kenzo: raise up his hand....
Teacher: so its only kenzo who is the most
intelligent student i have in this class?
So there is nobody else to answer the
question except kenzo?
(there was no reply from the students)
Teacher: OK, now kenzo, use this cane and
flog them ten strokes each....
Kenzo, full of happiness gave all the
students ten hot strokes of the cane....
Teacher: Now, my dear kenzie, tell this dumb
students who a pharmacist is...
Kenzo: A Pharmacist is a farmer who assist
people.
Teacher: run away

''chakalaka''
A man suffering from Aids was carried on the
back by his wife. He dropped his shoe, a guy
who was passing them said, ambuya mwana
adonhedza bhutsu,' the sick man replied,
"mpfanha ndokuburukira' mrisei macandidates

lol... cheq diss out

Black & White Tendecy..!!!
• When a White person walk around with a
snake "Wooooow dats cute"...
A Black guy does the same "Yoooh! Muroyii
wekwani iyeye"
• A White guy makes R5m a year "Woooow
he's soo smart"... A Black
guy of da same age makes da same amount
"Yooh, paya paakaenda kudurban akaenda
nemusoro wemunhu ndiwo unomupa mari,
hapana zviripo"
• A White guy walks on the street barefoot
"He's massaging his feet"...
A Black man does da same "iiiii shame,
akaroiwa uyu honai"
• A White man breaks any of the African
languages "Woooow cute he's
rily trying"... A Black person does da same and
"kikikiki Dofo risingagone vheti"
• A White chick walks around in shorts
"Wooow she's so simple"... A Black chick does
the same "Ka njapisi kakutengesa muviri"
• A White guy running down da street
"Ari ku exerciser hake or hameno
kwanonokwa"... A Black guy does da same
"Speed iyo ndeye munhu aba, pane kwabiwa
chete! Batai Munhu!!!!!

Kuz

Chaka Prayed so hard and one
day God finally talked to him.
GOD: My Son, what do you really
want?
Chaka: I want a Job, a big Car and
lots of Girls to be all around me.
GOD: Is that all?
Chaka: Yes.
GOD: Your Prayer has been
answered.
Chaka: Thank you God.
*** Now chaka is working as a BUS DRIVER in
a GIRLS' SCHOOL.!:D

»kuzzla«

JOKE OF THE DAY
A Grandma and her Grandson were shopping
in a supermarket.The Grandma realizes that
the Kid has picked a toy. She calls out;
''Degree, put that toy back".
The Kid returns the toy.
Astonished, another Customer asks; ''Is that
his name?''
The Grandma replies; ''Yes, I sent his Mother
to the University and this is what she brought
home!"

Mu exam yeGeo...Chaka vanokurura nhumbi
dzose kusarirwa nebhurukwa
remukati"Invigi lator"ko nhai vakuru
chavachizve ichi Chakaz ndirikupindura
number4 yakanzi answer in brief

All is well