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Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?

Son : Both

Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?

Son : Dubai

Dad : That shows u love your mum more?

Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia

Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go

Son : Malaysia

Dad : Replied angrily, why?

Son : why the anger, I chose
Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before

Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?

Son : During the first question
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ADVISE TO MEN
SEXUAL ENHANCEMENT DRUGS DO NOT GIVE EXTRA PLEASURE.

Read again: NO EXTRA PLEASURE.

It ONLY DELAYS EJ*******ON which, in street terms, means "LAST LONGER".

But the longer you last, the more pressure on your heart
Yes: ON YOUR HEART.

Even during normal in*******se, your heartbeat rate increases by between FORTY and FIFTY PER CENT when you reach or**sm and about discharging.

Have you asked why most men sleep off after s*x?

Now, when you take s*xual enhancement drugs, it gets to a stage when you feel you have had enough and all you want is ej*******on.

But it won't come.

To force it, you have to get the heart, ALREADY STRESSED, TO DO EXTRA WORK!! hmmm.

By that time, if your HEART is not strong enough, Baba God will just show mercy on you and call you home.

And after initial shock, we start preparing your burial.

And walahi, if they fry puff-puff, I go chop cos I no go cry.

Let her call you "TWO MINUTES NOODLES".

Don't feel bad.

Let her go and meet her "ONE HOUR BEANS".

If you last THREE HOURS, na only you and your partner know or whoever either of you tells.

It is not OLYMPIC where dem go dey cheer you and you will collect MEDAL after the race.

Above all, when you are above 50-55, don't try to s*xually impress any woman.

EVEN YOUR WIFE!

If you die, another man will take over the 'stadium'!

That is if that 'stadium' is not even being shared with someone else when you are still alive.

Just like Inter and AC Milan are sharing San Siro...!!!
Men, a word is enough.🤷🏿‍♂️

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