A Gentleman's Prerogative - Surviving Women Stylishly. An illustrated loo book on how to sail the sea of female emotions at full sail and retain one's sanity.
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28/11/2025
Makes a whole lotta sense
How to Prevent Your Man from Cheating — 5 Steps Every Woman Should Hear👂 You want to prevent your husband or boyfriend from cheating?Listen up — because it’s simpler than you think.1️⃣ Put out. Keep the physical connection alive. ...
Women are like cell phones. They like to be held & talked to, but push the wrong button & you'll be disconnected.
In 1816 women had no rights. In 1916 women fought for some rights. In 2016 women are always right. Thanks for this JAC.
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman nearby to hear him, is he still wrong? (thanks to Mark Baker for posting this one, had me in stitches)
One for the girls: Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age...
"A recent study has shown that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it." - source unknown, but she must be some clever thing (PS. Thanks Ninette Rex)
A bitter woman says men are all the same. A wise woman stops choosing the same sort of men.
When your mother-in-law smokes: Let her. It's not your place to advise your elders against ruinous, possibly fatal practices...
One Joburg blonde asks another: What's closer, the moon or Cape Town? The other answers" Hello? Can you see Cape Town?
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
So whats so hard about that?
OK, so a few suggestions: How do you make a woman happy?
Book signing today for a customer- 32 copies in my study, all on my own, to the sounds of Pink Floyd's "Shine on you Crazy Diamond." Yep, we still have a few hundred hard copies left... available here http://admin.congruence.co.za/products.asp
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
