Ntabenkonyana High(ntab's MADE ME)

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17/09/2015

Good morning Ntabs Nation

16/06/2014

Bulumnko Ntsangani left a message for you guys, this is what he said:

ndiyanizonda nasibulala iskolo sam, after sendimkile.

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Do you agree with him?

04/06/2014

A fourteen year old girl was impregnanted and her parents were crossed with her and wanted to know who did such a wicked thing to their daughter but the girl remained silent and afer all said and done she demanded to make a phone call .
After a while a red rolls royce car packed in front of their house immediately he said he was sorry but the harm has been done so he continued by saing;
If your daugther gives birth to a boy she is going to be the owner of his estate and $500 000,if he gives birth to a girl its going to be a mansion and$200 000,and if it is a miscarriage immediately the father Extreme interupted YOU WILL have to F # HER AGAIN... and finish what u started.....

31/05/2014

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes

29/05/2014

Hubby tells wife that he is leaving for a 3-day Church Conference

Wife: Darling, let's have a word of prayer before you go

Hubby: Of course, Yes. Wife: kashabaya Lord, grant my husband traveling mercies Hubby: Amen Wife: Father cause his manhood to stop working if he commits adultery Hubby: (silent)

Wife: khoshakaranta makhedoska libroska Dear God let him not return home alive after any adulterous acts Hubby: (starts to sweat)

Wife: Rakhadoska zerubhus In fact Father Lord, kill him if... Hubby: Oh shut up. I'm no longer going! The Holy Spirit just told me this conference has been cancelled

POWER OF A PRAYING WOMAN!!