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14/09/2026

South African Police Service failling the community of BOPHELONG leaving people fearing for thier lives as lives are being taken each and every week people are asking what must happen what kind of evidence do you need because already PEOPLE have DIED in Bophelong Vanderbeilj Park Bophelong (Muvhango) Bophelong-Marikana

SHAME on South African Police Service as a whole they say

reporting from Bophelong Vaal News

14/09/2026

Vanderbijlpark SAPS and The South African Police Service as a whole never bothered to investigate as people are killing people with Pangas /Machete And knifes
Basically the Bophelong community members are saying that the Vanderbijlpark SAPS is lousy since there has basically been Murders without JUSTICE each and every week members of the community are now fearing for thier lives as this killings CONTINUES to happen

some members are willing to take matters into thier OWN HANDS and they Urge that South African Police Service as a whole never bothered to investigate as people are killing people with Pangas /Machete And knifes
Basically the Bophelong community members are saying that the Vanderbijlpark SAPS is lousy since there has basically been Murders without JUSTICE each and every week members of the community are now fearing for thier lives as this killings CONTINUES to happen

some members are willing to take matters into thier OWN HANDS and they Urge that South African Police Service should not interfere since they never boreded to neutralize the situation
More than 5 MURDERS OCCURRED STILL no justice

03/09/2026


���this kids are something else

03/09/2026


apparently this spring was something else��� I hope he didn't get the beating inside the bus

29/08/2026

6️⃣ 🥪🔥 VAAL KOTA FESTIVAL TAKES OVER EMERALD TODAY!

VANDERBIJLPARK — Kota lovers from across the Vaal are making their way to Emerald Resort & Casino today for the highly anticipated Vaal Kota Festival 2026.

From massive kasi-style Kotas to creative new combinations, the festival is bringing together food vendors from around the Vaal for a full day of food, music, entertainment and family fun.

The event runs from 10:00 until 22:00, giving foodies plenty of time to find their favourite Kota — or discover a new one. 😋🔥

And let's be honest… the real question isn't “Are you going?”

It's:

“HOW MANY KOTAS ARE YOU EATING?” 😂🥪

📍 Emerald Resort & Casino, Vanderbijlpark
📅 29 August 2026
⏰ 10:00 – 22:00

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29/08/2026

5️⃣ VAAL MAN ANNOUNCES HE IS FINALLY RETIRING FROM BORROWING MONEY 😂💸

VAAL — A local man has reportedly announced that he is officially retiring from asking friends and family for money.

The announcement reportedly came after he sent his final “Bro, please help me with R50” message.

According to the man, he has decided to become financially independent and “never borrow again.”

Friends reportedly celebrated the announcement — until approximately 17 minutes later, when he allegedly sent another message:

“Guys, I know I said that… but this is actually an emergency.” 😂

His friends are reportedly demanding proof that this is his final loan request.

Meanwhile, one friend allegedly said: “We have heard ‘last time’ 46 times this year.”

💸 VAAL NEWS —

29/08/2026

4️⃣ VAAL HUSTLER OPENS “LUXURY” CAR WASH WITH ONE BUCKET 🪣😂

VAAL — A local entrepreneur has reportedly launched a new “luxury car wash” using just one bucket, a hosepipe and an impressive amount of confidence.

The entrepreneur says customers should not judge the business by its equipment, but by the “premium experience.”

The car wash allegedly offers three packages:

🚗 Basic Wash — one bucket of water
💦 Executive Wash — two buckets
👑 VIP Wash — the owner personally holds the hosepipe

Customers who ask why there is only one bucket are reportedly told: “Quality over quantity.”

The entrepreneur has already announced plans to expand the business, with a second bucket allegedly being considered once profits improve.

😂 VAAL NEWS —

29/08/2026

3️⃣ VAAL COUPLE REPORTEDLY STARTS MAJOR FAMILY INVESTIGATION OVER LAST PIECE OF CHICKEN 🍗😂

VAAL — What started as an ordinary family dinner reportedly turned into a full-scale investigation after the last piece of chicken mysteriously disappeared from the plate.

According to the family, nobody admitted to eating it.

The situation reportedly escalated when one family member demanded that everyone explain their whereabouts during the “critical 30-minute period.”

Phones were allegedly checked. Kitchen cupboards were opened. Even the person who said, “I don't even eat chicken like that,” reportedly became a suspect.

One family member allegedly said: “We are not fighting. We are simply looking for the truth.”

The investigation remains open, with the family reportedly considering reviewing the CCTV footage — despite the fact that there is no CCTV. 😂

🍗 VAAL NEWS

29/08/2026

2️⃣ BOPHELONG MAN CLAIMS HE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR A TAXI SINCE 2024 🚕😂

BOPHELONG — A local man has allegedly claimed that he has been waiting for a taxi for so long that he can no longer remember what his original destination was.

The man says he initially planned to take a short trip, but after years of waiting, he has apparently entered what he calls his “permanent taxi-rank era.”

According to people around him, he now knows every taxi driver, every shop owner and almost everyone who passes through the area.

“I came here to catch a taxi. Now people come to me asking which taxi goes where,” he reportedly said.

The man allegedly refused to give up, saying: “I've waited this long. I'm not leaving without that taxi.”

😅😅😅VAAL NEWS —

1️⃣ VAAL RESIDENT DECLARES WAR ON LOADSHEDDING ⚡VAAL — A local resident has reportedly had enough of load shedding and h...
29/08/2026

1️⃣ VAAL RESIDENT DECLARES WAR ON LOADSHEDDING ⚡

VAAL — A local resident has reportedly had enough of load shedding and has officially declared “war” on Eskom.

According to the resident, years of switching off appliances, charging phones at neighbours’ houses and planning his life around the electricity schedule have finally pushed him too far.

“I don't check the load-shedding schedule anymore. The schedule checks on ME,” he allegedly said.

The resident has reportedly started charging every device in his house whenever electricity returns — including phones, power banks, rechargeable lights and even devices he “doesn't remember owning.”

Neighbours say he has also developed a new survival strategy: whenever the lights come back on, everyone in the house starts shouting “CHARGE EVERYTHING!”

One neighbour reportedly described the situation as “a national emergency.”

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