10/13/2026
🚨 I have a confession to make, and the subscription industry probably isn’t going to like it.
Lumi has a $350 lifetime option.
Three hundred and fifty dollars. One payment. Lifetime access to the Lumi product, subject to our terms.
No monthly payment holding your bank account hostage like it has compromising photographs of your family. 😂
I KNOW. A company giving you the option to stop paying it every month? In this economy? Someone check on the subscription industry. I think I just keyed its emotional support Tesla.
Because apparently, we’re supposed to accept that everything requires a recurring payment now.
Movies? Subscription.
Music? Subscription.
Apps? Subscription.
Educational resources for your kids? Better start selling plasma.
At this point, your bank account has more commitments than you do.
Well, here’s what Lumi costs:
💚 $9.99/month
💚 $95/year
💚 $350 lifetime
And here’s something I REALLY want people to understand.
Every time we lower our prices, we automatically bring our existing members down with us, too.
That’s right. We don’t lower the price for new customers and leave our existing members stuck paying more.
If our prices go down, our members’ prices go down with them.
No punishment for supporting us early. No special club for people who showed up later. No making loyal customers pay more just because they trusted us first.
Imagine that. A business that doesn’t treat its existing customers like they accidentally wandered into the wrong pricing tier. What a scandal.
And I’m working toward investing in new tools that could help us lower our prices even further.
Yes, I’m trying to make Lumi better while finding ways to charge families less. Apparently, I missed the mandatory corporate training on squeezing every last dollar out of people.
Lumi was built for my own kids. I spent months building it, opened it up to other families, and I’m still working to improve it.
We’re talking thousands of lessons across 22 subjects, personalized learning, placement testing, progress tracking, printable resources, games, rewards, and learning platforms for different ages.
And before you decide whether it’s worth your money, you can try it for 48 hours free. No credit card required.
No financial commitment. No card information. No subscription lurking in the bushes waiting to jump you.
Just get in there, explore it, and see whether it works for your family.
👉 https://lumi-academy.org
If you’ve been waiting to check us out, consider this your sign.
If you’re already a member, you know exactly why I’m trying to keep improving this thing.
And if you’re another company wondering why I’d voluntarily lower prices for people who already pay me, I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe sit down. Have a snack. Think about it.
Lumi Academy: better learning, lower prices, and absolutely no desire to turn your wallet into a subscription crime scene. 🔥