10/07/2026
Costco and I go together REAL BAD. 😂❤️
We’ve been together for 15 years, so at this point, this isn’t some little situationship. We’re committed. We made it official when I upgraded to Executive Member status. 💍😂
Our relationship is still spicy too. 😏 We like our private morning walks at 9 AM, just me, my Executive Membership and those peaceful Costco aisles before everybody else comes in. 🛒❤️
He whispers sweet nothings in my ear when I pass the bakery, and keeps the romance alive with little surprise samples along the way. A bite here. A sip there. 😂
And you KNOW I’m stopping at the bakery for those big ol’ buttery croissants. 🥐😂 For five minutes, Costco and I are in Paris. Bonjour, baby. 🇫🇷🤣 Then I grab something sweet because clearly this relationship has no boundaries.
For date night, I slide through the gift card section like, “Baby, where are we going this weekend?” Because why pay full price when my man has the hookup?! 😂
Sometimes we can’t even wait to leave, so we end our date at the food court with a hot slice of pizza. 🍕❤️
And don’t let me walk in saying, “I only need one thing.” Costco knows I’m lying. 😭😂
15 years together. Executive status. Still dating. Still spending. Still committed.
At this point, Costco, you might as well claim me publicly because everybody already knows WE GO TOGETHER REAL BAD. 😂❤️🛒
Costco people, how long have y’all been in this relationship? 👀😂
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