Cherry Way Elementary School

09/23/2024

08/28/2023

Okay we need to find out who's been sending these to the damn students! It's probably Mr. Freedman, guy's been drunk for the past 10 years!

05/11/2022

Incredible work assigbemnet today done by our student Daniel.

Super good

05/10/2022

Alright, this is Mr Phillmore H***n. I had the kids do a report on "their favorite animal" and - we'll say "Ricky" for the sake of anonymity - did a report on Unicorns.

I don't really know what to make of this. The report was well written, the thesis statement looked good. and the grammar was impeccable. However, Unicorns aren't real, and the visual aid... it... well, I'll just let you see for yourself.

Principal Fetzer is telling me the kid deserves an "F." Still, aside form the animal being imaginary, and the... mildly off-putting (hilarious) visual aid, I think it's pretty good. I'm gonna go with a Solid "B."

03/12/2022

Now that thje childrem have finished learning the alphabet they can finally go home

02/09/2022

Our our new stubistute teacher is getti'ng prepared for a nice day of teaching the children.

09/19/2021

Save a horse ride a grandma

08/30/2021

We have plenty of snacks for tje children

03/30/2021

Tje Chilmdren love their math teacher.

12/13/2020

Parent teacher conference is under way for tje childrem

10/31/2020

What tje fukc is lurking in tje school? Why are theyre here? I don't have time for this. Trick or treat this year is cancelled. My wife left me and the trick was believing she ever really loved me.