The Johnny Thunders School for Cool (or Gutter Intellectualism)

The Johnny Thunders School for Cool (or Gutter Intellectualism)

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Here at the JT School, in just a few short weeks, we can turn you into a genuine HE**IN ADDICT, and REAL PUNK ROCKER! It's so easy - and cool too, right?!

Want to know real teen angst?! Enroll now! We have two full time teachers (Ms Amy and Ms Patti) and one adjunct (Mr Dustin H.). All will be required to pr******te for finals. Exciting Field Trips Include: The Pawn Shop, The Methadone Clinic, Check Cashers, Jail, The Crack House and Many more places where you will learn to Keep it REAL! We also suggest http://thatguysonheroin.com/ for some outside research

01/11/2019

Happy Belated Holidays, losers.

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Happy Halloween, fu*****ds!

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Halloween is coming up. What are you do-nothings going to dress up as? Other than dirty chronics. I think I'll do the nun/whore thing. Seems apropo.

Protection for satire and parody | Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press 10/10/2016

If irony and satire confuse you, then I can't help you. We are huge fans of Johnny Thunders and grew up listening to his music. This page is making fun of people who think addiction is cool or punk rock. (I can't believe I'm actually having to explain this). So don't threaten me with yer delicate sensibilities. Save your energies. Punk is so very dead and people getting so offended just proves that.

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Protection for satire and parody | Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press Everything online journalists need to protect their legal rights. This free resource culls from all Reporters Committee resources and includes exclusive content on digital media law issues.

Photos 09/19/2016

In case anyone falls out....

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Automatic FAIL is you were unaware of these things:

5 Secret Criminal Uses for Stuff They Sell in Gas Stations - http://goo.gl/Fr61QC

No, not roses....

Photos 08/28/2016

So much Save time! Give up now!

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Washington D.C., DC
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