01/11/2019
Happy Belated Holidays, losers.
Here at the JT School, in just a few short weeks, we can turn you into a genuine HE**IN ADDICT, and REAL PUNK ROCKER! It's so easy - and cool too, right?!
Want to know real teen angst?! Enroll now! We have two full time teachers (Ms Amy and Ms Patti) and one adjunct (Mr Dustin H.). All will be required to pr******te for finals. Exciting Field Trips Include: The Pawn Shop, The Methadone Clinic, Check Cashers, Jail, The Crack House and Many more places where you will learn to Keep it REAL! We also suggest http://thatguysonheroin.com/ for some outside research
01/11/2019
Happy Belated Holidays, losers.
03/28/2017
12/26/2016
10/29/2016
Happy Halloween, fu*****ds!
10/18/2016
Halloween is coming up. What are you do-nothings going to dress up as? Other than dirty chronics. I think I'll do the nun/whore thing. Seems apropo.
10/10/2016
If irony and satire confuse you, then I can't help you. We are huge fans of Johnny Thunders and grew up listening to his music. This page is making fun of people who think addiction is cool or punk rock. (I can't believe I'm actually having to explain this). So don't threaten me with yer delicate sensibilities. Save your energies. Punk is so very dead and people getting so offended just proves that.
https://www.rcfp.org/browse-media-law-resources/digital-journalists-legal-guide/protection-satire-and-parody
Protection for satire and parody | Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press Everything online journalists need to protect their legal rights. This free resource culls from all Reporters Committee resources and includes exclusive content on digital media law issues.
09/19/2016
In case anyone falls out....
08/31/2016
Automatic FAIL is you were unaware of these things:
5 Secret Criminal Uses for Stuff They Sell in Gas Stations - http://goo.gl/Fr61QC
No, not roses....
08/28/2016
So much Save time! Give up now!