Maimo PM

06/14/2013

Ted never punts on 4th down in Madden

06/09/2013

[Ted Walks up to stranger in store while holding metal detector, magnifying glass, telescope, and hunting dog] "Can I help you find anything?"

06/09/2013

Introducing our new recruiter "Ted"
a little bit about ted
1. Ted once once took a lie detector test.........the machine confessed everything
2. Ted doesn't turn on the shower, he looks at it until it cries.
3. Only Ted uses the "Beyond" section of Bed Bath and Beyond
4. Ted once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like
5. Ted can tweet more than 140 characters

06/05/2013

Maimo Description

10 weeks = Lifetime experience + 300 dollars

05/20/2013

Just bought a Powerball ticket at the deli. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win, so I also bought 600 million bucks worth of yogurt.

05/14/2013

Please "Like" this page if you or someone you know is named David :)

04/25/2013