07/15/2026
"A swarm in July isn't worth a fly"
Or so they say.
This swarm. This specific swarm. Absolutely made my day.
It was a decent sized swarm that the homeowner really wanted gone, I was hesitant since I had to wait till I got off work did a bunch of errands and then drive the 30 minutes there. I thought for sure they would be gone or someone else would have told them 'I'm on my way I can do it right now'
But no one did, and they were still there when I got done with everything so I got in the Jeep and went on my merry way
This swarm wanted to call every bluff I had. Multiple times I thought for sure they were flying off without the queen (I had caught her fairly fast and immediately put in a clip) I couldn't for the life of me get the limb to budge and bop them out of the tree so Everytime I would scrape a clump off the main limb they would fall down and fly right back up then they took off towards a tractor made it look like we were inside TV static.
They eventually figured out what was up and meandered into the NUC box congregating slower & more chaotically than a hoard of kindergarteners
While waiting for the last bunch to figure out they had an eviction notice and I was there to take them to their new apartment. We started talking about all the tractors and trucks in the yard.
I wish I could have got a picture of the look on this guy's face when I saw my dream truck because I out loud said " well this is how I get kidnapped" π and he goes nooo
Cory and I have been looking at trucks on marketplace for literally ever and I always told him when I found the truck that I needed I would know, there's been a ton that were good and even a few within our price range and okay enough but none that I just had to have. This truck however π
I'm pretty sure if I had a 5 gallon bucket that I carried around with me I could have filled it with drool.
The guy chuckled when I went to leave because I handed him my business card and said "if you ever want to get rid of the green truck I beg of you Please call me first" He said for the right price he could let it go. However, I am not Mr. Monopoly So I can't make any decent offers anytime soon π