09/01/2026
The 5 most pathetic things a grown man can do:
1. “I have to ask my wife.”
You’ve been struggling with your weight, energy, confidence, and health for YEARS… but now you need permission to invest in fixing it?
There’s a difference between discussing finances with your wife and asking permission to take care of yourself.
If you know you need help, be a grown ma. Make the decision yourself. Stop treating your own health like something you need a permission slip for.
2. Skipping workouts because you’re “not feeling it.”
You don’t get s**t done in life if you only do it when you feel good. Motivation is a bonus. Consistency is the requirement.
3. Fearing carbs.
It’s 2026. The zero-carb-is-the-answer-to-everything fad can die now.
Eat some fu***ng rice.
4. Calling yourself an “alpha.”
Why is it that every dude screaming about being an alpha is 30% body fat and hasn’t trained consistently since the Bush administration?
Nobody needs to announce they’re an alpha.
5. Your switch kick.
Your switch kick looks like a little girl trying to throw a baseball with her left hand because you’ve spent your entire life only kicking with your good side.
And while we’re at it…
Stop letting the media keep you permanently pi**ed off and distracted by s**t you have almost zero control over.
This includes social media.
You’re being emotionally manipulated.
Train. Eat well.
Build something.
Handle your s**t.
And for the love of God…
Practice your fu***ng switch kick. 🥊