Skoolers Tutoring FSU

Skoolers' Fall 2021 Session Begins Today:

1. We are open for business betches. Our staff is fully vaccinated so come with or without masks, pants, or the clap. We accept all of you creatures. We just require your mom's credit card (and a pic for our M**F contest).

2. Our office will be open to customers. Purchases can be made in-store, but we may need a few hours to prepare your bundle. (Please note our release schedule below.)

3. Online ordering is also available for all classes at www.skoolerstutoring.com. (Please note our release schedule below.) You can choose to pick up online orders at Skoolers or have them shipped. Three-day shipping is $10. If you are picking up in-store, please give us one business day to get your bundles ready.

4. Fall Hours of Operation are Sun. - Thurs. from 3 pm to 9 pm. We are closed on Fridays and Saturdays because most of you reserve that time for illegal activities.

5. Please get your orders in early. Prices for bundles will rise on September 5th.

6. Release schedule for bundles:

ACG2021 – Tuesday, August 10th (starting at $250)
ACG2071 – Tuesday, August 10th (starting at $250)
ACG3171 - Tuesday, August 10th (starting at $125)
ACG3331 - Tuesday, August 10th (starting at $125)
CHM2210 - Tuesday, August 10th (starting at $125)
CHM2211 - Tuesday, August 10th (starting at $125)
FIN3403 - Tuesday, August 10th (starting at $250)
MAC1114 - Tuesday, August 10th (starting at $200)
MAC2233 - Tuesday, August 10th (starting at $200)
MAC2311 - Tuesday, August 24th (starting at $200)
PHY2053 - Wednesday, August 25th (starting at $250)
PHY2054 - Wednesday, August 25th (starting at $250)
QMB3200 - Sunday, August 29th (starting at $250)

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Skoolers' Summer Session Begins on Monday, May 10th:

1. Online ordering is now available for all classes at www.skoolerstutoring.com. Three-day shipping is $10. (*For all other shipping options, please see below.) If you are in picking up in-store, please give us one business day to get your bundles ready.

2. Summer B Hours of Operation are Mon. - Wed. from 3 pm to 7 pm. We are closed for Summer C.

3. Our office will be open to customers. Purchases can be made in store, but we may need a few hours to prepare your bundle. (Mags failed to graduate for the 6th year in a row. She will be running operations so please be extremely patient and offer her some words of encouragement.)

4. Please get your orders in early. Prices for packets and shipping will rise during Summer C.

*There are no other shipping options. MAGS IS RUNNING OPERATIONS. She barely made it through high school. This is the best we could do.

As we approach the final stretch:

1. We are opening our doors again today to limited traffic! We ask that if you have the rona/have been exposed to the rona to please continue to utilize our curbside service. (If you have any other diseases, you are more than welcome to enter. Mags has already contracted them all.)

2. Please try to learn the name and course codes for the classes you are taking. We are 3 months into the semester and you clowns are still buying the wrong packets. Some of you have done this multiple times.

3. Our staff still struggles with the alphabet as many of you have experienced. Please speak slowly if utilizing our curbside service.

4. Our office will close on Wednesday, April 21st at 9 pm to prepare for the summer semester.

5. We will begin online sales for summer packets in early May. We will make another announcement when those sales begin. We ask that you do not purchase summer packets before then.

6. Our Summer B hours of operation are: Monday - Wednesday from 3 pm to 7 pm. We are closed for Summer C, but will still allow for online purchases.

Good luck with finals (and all of your attempts to outsmart Honorlock)!

We are back (you-rona-spreading) betches and we are LOOKING FOR ONLINE COURSE SPIES for SPRING 2021!!!!

This is an easy job, but we want to make sure you understand the requirements:

1. Watch class (this eliminates 99% of you from being eligible).
2. While watching class, you must take decent notes (not great…just decent…just write something down…anything). We do not just want your professor’s powerpoint slides.
3. Communicate with your tutor prior to the exam with updates about any important details your professor stressed.
4. Communicate with your tutor after the exam detailing anything we missed in our packets/could have improved on.

If you are interested in becoming a course contact for any of the classes listed below, please email [email protected] with your name, course/professor, and syllabus (if available). A good course contact receives free reviews for the entire semester (*approx. $200 value).

With classes now being online, this is EASY EFFING *MONEY!!!!

ACG2021 (Paterson)
ACG2071 (Sudano)
CHM1045 (All Sections)
CHM2210 (All Sections)
CHM2211 (All Sections)
ECO2013 (Calhoun)
ECO2023 (Hammock)
MAC1105 (All Sections)
MAC1114 (All Sections)
MAC1140 (All Sections)
MAC2233 (All Sections)
PHY2053 (All Sections)

YOU CAN BE THE NEXT 007 (with a bigger brain and *approx. $200 extra dollars to spend on addy)!!!

*This is the fine print for the do******gs that complained last semester. You will not receive $200 cash. The $200 cash is savings from not paying for a full semester package. Not all classes are worth $200, either. This is just the average savings. Stop being a douchebag…douchebag.

LAST CHANCE FOR FALL 2020 FINAL EXAM PACKETS!

YES...YOU NEED THESE PACKETS SINCE YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED A SINGLE CLASS THIS ENTIRE SEMESTER AND YOU DON'T WANT TO TRANSFER TO FAU!

FSU Skoolers will be closing on Tuesday, November 24th at 9 pm for the remainder of the semester. We will reopen on Sunday, January 3rd for the Spring semester.

Last day to purchase physical packets will be on Monday, November 23rd. Those packets purchased on Monday will be available for pickup on Tuesday, November 24th. All orders must be placed online.

All packets are available for purchase at this time. Release dates posted on the website reflect the date the videos will be available (all packets are ready, though).

ONCE AGAIN, WE WILL CLOSE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH.

*Online purchases will still be allowed until the end of the semester, but there won’t be any packets available for pickup and shipping may not be available. (If we are able to ship your packets in a reasonable time frame, then we will process the fee. If we are not able to ship in a reasonable time frame, then we will refund the shipping charge.) The fee for shipping will increase to $30 during the period we are closed.

There will be limited staff remaining in Tallahassee. PLEASE MAKE YOUR PURCHASE PRIOR TO NOVEMBER 24TH. (Our tutors will be utilizing this time to prep our Spring semester packets and won’t be available to assist at the front desk either.)

*Spring online ordering will begin on Sunday, December 20th. Our Spring semester services will match our Fall 2020 approach (we will be conducting all services online).

AND JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, WE ARE CLOSING ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH!!!!!

Good luck on finals everyone and Happy Skanksgiving!

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Madisun will be running curbside pickup today from 3 pm to 9 pm (normal hours). If she doesn't get a treat, your account will be permanently deleted!

Curbside Pickup Instructions:

Curbside pickup will be available one week after your online purchase. *Remember that when you make your purchase online, you will already have access to the videos.

You do not need to call ahead. Your bundles will be ready exactly one week after your purchase.

Our hours of operation are Sunday through Thursday from 3 pm to 9 pm. When you are in the loading zone on Park Ave. (next to Dunkin Donuts), then please call 850-300-3116. Give us your name and course purchased, then we will bring the bundle out to your vehicle. Please have your ID out when we come to your car. If you are on foot, then just give us a call at 850-300-3116 and we will bring the bundle to you outside the front door.

If the phone line is busy, then pretend you are a crazy ex that just got dumped and just keep calling!

We encourage you to come by after 6 pm as it will minimize your wait time. Thanks for your patience and understanding.

Good luck this semester!