05/30/2023
Hey fellow cowfolk! Here with an important message: did you know SPASH sells student essays to websites? That's right! Even ones that divulge very personal security information! Why, I found my very own essay with my full name in it, career aspirations, and hometown on sale for only 5 dollaroos! What the f**k!?
If you search and find any essays of your own for sale, send a DMCA takedown request. You can find a good template for 'em online.
and uhh... dont fergit to toot your root?