The Flatulent Dandy

The Flatulent Dandy Who do you have to slut-shame around here to get a proper brandy macchiato?! And never forget: I'M BETTER THAN YOU!

Oh, good God! Whose toes to you have to suck to get these things to fit?! Spoiler alert: I'm still better than you!
04/29/2020

Oh, good God! Whose toes to you have to suck to get these things to fit?! Spoiler alert: I'm still better than you!

02/17/2020

Oscar trivia: Dusty Hoffman, Bobby Duvall, Gene Hackman, and I have FIVE OSCARS between us! Hey, it ain't bragging if it's true! Deal with it!

02/17/2020

★★★BREAKING NEWS★★★ A panel of experts has just confirmed that I'M BETTER THAN YOU! Now deal with it, you clinkpoops!

02/17/2020

I'M BETTER THAN YOU! You're all a bunch of feckless popinjays! Who do you have to slut-shame around here to get a proper brandy macchiato?

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