Students earn their scholarships to this University most normally by
attending the School of Hard Knocks for several years prior to their attendance
on one of our campus’s. If they excel at the School of Hard Knocks special recruiters will seek out
advanced scholars and introduce them to the campus for a special Screwed
Education. Most recruiters are hard to spot and rarely introduce themselves, as they
want to be sure those they recruit are fully Screwed Students. Screw U students and graduates have answers to certain questions you may
have about a particular class you are attending. Maybe the lesson of the day,
or the overall curriculum. We do not lean towards whining, yet we will occasionally ask for help. If you
view any user or student of abusing this site as a page to whine, please report
said student. We reserve the right to expel on a as needed basis; grounds need not be explained. Welcome to Screw U!