03/07/2020
Riofornication: MarSoc Recruiting
USS Uss Jason Dunham, Rio de Janeiro, 2030
Mexicans are the poor man’s Brazilians. If the Mexican cartels fought the Brazilian drug gangs, the fight would end quickly, not because of the military skills of the Brazilians, but because Brazilian music and their women are simply more attractive. But, we Knights of CHAOS, don’t have to worry about such a Inter Latin American civil war since we have Sinic and Slavic Orthodox civilization to fight. We have to develop 100 Divisions of allied troops in SOUTHCOM, and we’re not going to do it by squabbling among ourselves over minor problems like … well, violation of Federal RICO statutes, to start. We’re going to do it by putting the Cartels through USMC Boot Camp, putting them on Oil Tankers and Cruise Ships, and taking back Suez, Hormuz, Malacca, and the Baltics for Uncle Sam -- and turning Iraq Catholic, so the Jesuits can get their property back. Marines are like Elephants, they never forget; but Jesuits and we Jesuit alumni are the original Marines. In 1775, when my Marine Corps came alive, the Jesuits -- the original Knights of CHAOS -- had already put in 300 years of special forces work for the Pope, in sh****le places like Rio and Sao Paulo, where Jose Anchieta organized the natives against the French.
Where Sicario ends, the real war begins. Riofornication was an OpPlan written for the agency. You’ve never heard about RioFornication because the Agency bought it. How exactly do you raise 100 SOUTHCOM divisions? You do it on social media. As Brazilian hip hop/ comedy directors. Because no Brazilian wants to do all that boot camp bu****it. I mean, Brazilians go to the gym to practice jiu jitsu. But the real Brazilians raise what my Harvard Freshman Outdoor Program leader once called the six S’s of s**t, shower, shave, supper, s*x, sleep to a world class montage of fun that few Roman emperors or Greek gods could ever rival. The center of that world, the Harvard of South America, is located in Gavea, perhaps the true lost city where the Old Testament started. The Bible is not about some patches of land in the Middle East. Adam and Eve surely started their lives in Gavea, where the majestic peaks jut into the tropical atmosphere like the curves on the Cariocas.
I did my part in this war to end all wars from an apartment in the Verandas Sao Clemente at Rua Sao Clemente 114, Bloco B, Apartment 303, overlooking our pool, protected by doormen who were cheerful.
My name is Joe Hartgen, and I am a Navy Rabbi.
I am the only Rabbi ever authorized by the Pope to conduct exorcisms.
I have the letter.
This is because I was once a Jesuit priest.
When I visited Masada, I decided that my true path was to be a Rabbi. I could say it was a vision from God -- Yahweh -- whatever. But, truly, it was Julia's naked body that had me seeing whatever higher power there is.
The Jesuit house in Rio were all CIA sources.
There, Papa Francisco, took command of the Knights of CHAOS.
Jim Mattis sat at the table with Papa Francisco, on the deck of a boat sailing out of the excellent harbor at Botafogo.
As a Navy SEAL Chaplain Professor Josef Hartgen, USMC Ret., took the laser pointer out and advanced the slides on the Command Information Center of the USS Jason Uss Jason Dunham.
"Gents," began Janar Wasito, "Here's the plan
"Mac," General Hartgen said. "Please take it from there."
Mike McClaughlin, "Mac" a retired US Marine Major, took the pointer.
"Gents, I am not a Jesuit alumnus, but at Christian Brother's Sacramento, we liked to destroy Jesuit High School."
Then Mac outlined the counterattack plan for what was left of the United States Navy -- about 29 subs.
"Mac," Joe Hartgen, who was one of Mac's IOC students, "Shut the f**k up, and get on with it." Yasmin, who was naked, and armed with a FK BRUNO PSD, jacked a round into the chamber, took a hit on an excellent Brazilian joint.
Julia
The Brazil Wife
"Mac," General Hartgen said. "Please take it from there."
Mike McClaughlin, "Mac" a retired US Marine Major, took the pointer.
"Gents, I am not a Jesuit alumnus, but at Christian Brother's Sacramento, we liked to destroy Jesuit High School."
Then Mac outlined the counterattack plan for what was left of the United States Navy -- about 29 subs.
"Mac," Joe Hartgen, who was one of Mac's IOC students, "Shut the f**k up, and get on with it." Yasmin, who was naked, and armed with a FK BRUNO PSD, jacked a round into the chamber, took a hit on an excellent Brazilian joint.
Steve Winwood played in the humid night. Joe switched the youtube to Porta dos Fundos, "Critica"
Yasmin, the President of Brazil, called the meeting to order. "Oi, boa noite, gente..."
As a Navy SEAL Chaplain, I thought I had seen it all. But that exorcism was the worst. That night in Brasilia.
Brasilia
Yasmin was f**king the Russian President.
That was her job, after all.
She was a DEA source.
"Hey man," I said. "Go Easy."
The SEAL was dressed, as always in high end Patagucci.
MARSOC recruting. Agora sou Carioca.
I’m a Brazilian mercenary for the DEA.
If I commit a crime in China, but the CIA pays me for it, have I committed a crime? If I am a lawyer. If I am a Jesuit. I thought about this once over a drink with a Marine in Georgetown.
I sent a copy of that video of Bolsonaro that the Harvard asset had sent me to the prosecutor.
That ended it.
we have always been knuckle dragging intellectuals, as some wag once described zinni.
