Miss Pork Chop

Miss Porkchop

Greta has been super cool.

Remember when Porkchop was on Sunset? That was a fun week. www.missporkchop.com Miss Pork Chop Lots has happened since then, besides the launch of her food toppings company, like time. Time has passed. But the song remains the same.

Some of you might just see beauty in that face, others see a refined sense of pedigree. Still others might feel the gaze of a timeless mystic comforting their soul. All of these takeaways, however accurate, undervalue the power of desire to acquire more food. Call her persistent, or call her the heir to the wisdom of Rumi, but do not overfeed her. Unlike the Buddha’s revelation about suffering, some things are more clear, like Pearl Porkchop’s weight. This is why, regardless of how much food you feed your Dog, you should serve them food as if it’s the greatest experience of their life. And, if they’ve been served up semi-dysfunctional weirdness (eg; underbite’s, weird hips, allergies), than make the gift of mealtime extra healthy. Kibble Sprinkles are the super-healthy treat that elevates living. So, like Porkchop’s lower nosemouth, live life elevated. kibble

My old friend LILY PINTO, turning up the volume! Her first single. Share it if you like it...or share it because she is working hard to be an artist in 2024, and it costs you nothing. Get it Lil' ;) https://open.spotify.com/album/2kDKwYVB9BkcXC7FccLDsM?si=Cgf5GJ6yR6KDdWfA-ILehQ

Good On Us Lily Pinto · Single · 2023 · 1 songs.

Throwback to Pearl Porckchop when she was on The Lil Ewok Fanzine. I wasn't worried about her being around all the adult actors since she had been acting for a long time and doing some improv with adults. But, there were longish days where she was put under a lot of pressure to perform (this was before there were union limits regarding how many hours a puppy could be on set). Also, Lucas was a slavedriver. He and I had heated words on a couple occasions, primarily around how the puppies were being educated at the studios and on the forest moons of Endor shoot. Our girl was unable to attend public school during the filming, and Laura and I did not want to see Porkchop get behind on her ceramics or Latin. As the magazine suggests, she was most happy when the caterers pulled into the lot. The delicious Logray pita chips may have been an early inspiration for her kibble sprinkles Miss Pork Chop

People often confuse Wookies and Ewoks. When I was younger, I might say something like, those people are not my friends. But I have softened.

The classic old packaging!

If you're in Salida tonight, walk through the snow down to Laura and Mary's gallery. It'll be lovely!

My dream was to start my magazine. I made that dream happen. My name is Miss pork chop, and this is my media empire.