Seighton University

Unfortunately there is goat shortage for the “big day” on Sunday. If you have one that you’re will to “part ways” with please reach out to the Seance and Ritual office. Thank you, and sorry to bother you.

Tonight we will be discussing End Times as they are clearly upon us.

Be sure to stop by the food court this fall to try out our new drink sponsor, Monster!

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It's hot as Hades out here. Feels like being back at "home". Hail Seighton.

Sorry, Melissa, but we are

Economics tonight:

Professor Unhewly will teach you how to balance a checkbook while carving a pentagram into your chest.

PSA: The SU librarians will be summoning a demon from the pit of Hades tonight to read "Baby Goat Goes To Hollywood" for local neighborhood children.

It’s holiday season, so deck the halls with blood of the lamb ioho.

Bats are out in full force. This only means one thing... It’s getting close to “that time of year”.

But we already knew...

In our humble opinion...

Classes are close to being out for the semester. We know this because... it’s starting to get HOT AS HELL! And we obvi love it.