Hamline University Confessions

I sometimes get the feeling that Hamline doesn't really care about their students...

How in the Hell is Tim legitimately everywhere?!

I had s*x in the Blue Garden

I peed just outside Anderson in the bushes because it was 3 am and the building was closed.

I am so depressed cuz this page sucks

Whatever happened to HU Confessions.
The magnets, the drama, and all the life lessons?
How did I get to posting here?
Somebody tell me please!
This campus is confusing me.
With confessions as mean as you've ever seen
Ain't a Piper who knows your tune.
Then a little voice inside you Whispers,
Pipes don't sell your dreams, so soon

unpopular opinion but i honestly think seinfeld is a tv comedy series

I don't really know how to feel about the lack of men posting statuses. I'm sure there are more of us who've had to deal with it, we're just too afraid to share it.

To the dude with the pink hat that's in DMA with Curt on Tuesdays and Thursdays, you are a good looking human being.

Parker You are the s*xiest man on campus. If you ever need a guy to do anything to- even if it's just a quick f**k- hit me up. Crushing on you so hard

I work at THE LIBRARY REFERENCE DESK because I don't mind HARD WORK. If I wanted to do something EASY, I'd call YOUR MOM !!

What is Hamline even ranked? I wish went somewhere more prestigious or that at least offered my classes. We pay a huge amount of money for only a few classes a year and then having to go for 5 years is just excessive. Trapped feeling.