10/15/2026
Tonight, the Coffin Up the Cash coffin has made its way to the McPhersons’ yard on Hancock Street! ⚰️
Ever wonder how this mysterious neon green coffin travels around northern Greene County? Behind every spooky delivery are tired PTO parents loading up their equally tired children for a little nighttime fundraising.
Some deliveries happen after basketball practice or jiu jitsu lessons. Others are squeezed in after baths. Various PTO members take a night; could be you! 👀
Some deliveries even include children shouting things out of their father’s truck window at passerby on Main Street that absolutely cannot be printed on the PTO page.
Okay… that may have only happened on the Nells’ night. 😂
So if you spot our neon green coffin traveling through town, remember: these tired grim reapers mean no harm. They’re just raising money for the kids… while probably questioning why they brought their own along. 😂