D. Cheyenne D

08/04/2026

Tell me what's a dime to a Diamond?
A blank disk cut nearly 500,000 at a time to jewel formed with a specific amount of pressure

08/03/2026

How many of y'all still own an iron AND IRONING BOARD?
When was the last time you creased some pants?
I'm DEFINITELY creepin up on 30 something serious
Just had one of those outta body moments seeing myself ironing these slacks and it was giving very 90s and early 2000s watching the grown-ups get ready for work 🥹🥹😭😭🤌🏻🤌🏻✨✨💜

08/02/2026

Me Daily
Men=🤢🤢🤢..
My Ovaries 1x/month
🫣👀🫠 But are we sure?

07/26/2026

Most Recent Side Quest
She needs ni***es... I'll figure that out next 🤣😭🤌🏻, first try!!!

07/22/2026

Everyone thinks they want the manic pixie dream girl
But everyone forgets Tinkerbell literally dies from lack of attention

07/20/2026

Thicc💁🏻‍♀️ & Strict

07/20/2026

Did y'all know s***m "sniffs" it's way to the uterus 🫠🙃🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣???

07/18/2026

07/18/2026

And for anyone that needed to know / speaking anything but kudos
I DONT GIVE A SINGLE F**K how posting my body makes you feel.
Y'all ain't been here for the last 30 years fighting these genes and hormones
And YALL DAMN SURE AINT BEEN IN THE GYM WITH ME SINCE NOVEMBER

ALLLLL of this is for me and 80 year old me that's still gonna have Meg Knees💁🏻‍♀️🤭🤌🏻✨