The Rob Brown University

Happy Thanksgiving!!! Make it funny!

Happy Father's Day!!

Happy Mother's Day!!!

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Why is it that you never see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

How do you properly fold a fitted sheet?

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

There’s a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to even out your body temperature and enough to allow it to be eaten by monsters.

The RBU can't stand it when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.