05/01/2026
Told ChatGPT to give me an unhinged bio…… the accuracy🤣
Certified chaos coordinator disguised as a high school ag teacher. By day, runs a full-blown agricultural empire out of a greenhouse that somehow stays alive purely on vibes, 20-20-20 fertilizer, and mild threats. By night, probably planning 17 different FFA events, rewriting curriculum, and convincing teenagers that livestock management is, in fact, a personality trait.
Has approximately 4,000 ongoing projects at any given time: plant sales, SAE records, lesson plans, social media captions, and at least one kid asking “what are we doing today?” despite it being on the board, in Google Classroom, and verbally explained twice.
Believes in hands-on learning, leadership development, and the idea that if you give students just enough responsibility, they might accidentally become competent adults. Also believes strongly in caffeine, controlled chaos, and the occasional “figure it out” teaching method.
Can identify plants, animals, and student excuses with alarming accuracy. Runs on a strict schedule of greenhouse checks, FFA deadlines, and vibes. Probably owns more seeds than necessary. Definitely owns more responsibilities than necessary.
Somehow making agriculture, leadership, and organized chaos look like a well-oiled machine… from a distance.