Hane Zowe NRCA Bronc rider

New year...SAME HANE.

ATTN BOYS AND SQUIRRELS, the fat ladies are about to sing and yes im talking about your mom and my lovers!! Im fixin to be 52 CHAMPIONSHIP points on the rankest prick JD can bring me! If you want to find me this weekend I'll be wandering around looking for ANYONE who wants advice from a REAL bronc rider! I have Tom Reeves number loaded up and ready to hand out! I've got a rack of HOT twisted teas that i need to get back to HANE OUT!!

Back in my day i got on EVERYTHING. I DIDNT BITCH ABOUT NO CERVI COLTS. I let every crappy c**t paddle my ass. I spend so much time getting tossed out of my saddle that i have frequent flier miles! This pic is me getting cow killed by war paint in 1957! If you wonder why i limp its cus i've been getting throttled for the last 60 years!

Hane Zowe rides em RANK! Ill admit i cried when i found out racks was closed and by god i dedicated my ride to all those sweet hardworkin gals! I bucked off AND racks is closed?!?! I WANT JUSTICE!

iiiiit's RODEO TIME BOYS!!!!! I'm entered in the open this weekend boys, but i aint talking about the rodoe im talkin bout RAAAACKS. Its the one time a year i get to see t**s in real life and lemme tell you i am JACKED. idgaf about the rodeo, thats just an exuse to get hammered at look at T**S

If you want to be succesful in the rodeo world i have 1 word for you! Diversify! Holding goats at college rodeos had not only kept my balls empty, but also taught me to keep my hips back and shoulders forward! I also got to show off the goods to any willing ladies in the crowd! No one under 250 lbs in my DM's PLEASE!!!