The SAGE Botanist

Listen… if the weather is nice, don’t look for me inside ✌🏾

Me, Oso Lee Lee, and the plants are about to be outside every chance we get 🌿🐾

Since we got another good spring day, I figured I better get ahead on some plant chores now because once the days really start getting nice…bay-bee🪴💯.

Have you moved your plants outside yet!?

Plant parents are mixologists, too.

A little of this, a little of that and BOOM 💥.

We love to see plant babies thrive, flourish, and grow.

One of my very favorite ways is to watch the roots grow from start to finish. So the next time you think about throwing that bottle out consider what would the Sage botanist do!?

Rinse. Recycle. Repeat.

🪴 and let’s not forget Special Agent! Whether it’s Lee Lee or Osi Doo Doo Butt—-he answers!

But for real… I really thought I did something putting her up high away from everybody else 🤦🏽‍♀️

Whole time… she came in bearing gifts.
Fungus gnats.

Like bruh!!!!!!

So now we’re out here drying out the soil, sticky traps up, everybody on lockdown. i’ve had about all I can take so she’s about to get a repot!

QUARANTINE YOUR PLANTS.
I don’t care how cute she is 😭 # ❤️

This String of Pearls stays in rotation — one of my faves, so you already know I’m keeping my receipt and making copies every time.

What’s your go to method to propagate!?

Oso Lee Lee and Me—we have an understanding 🤝🏽

We both love being outside… but he knows once my hands hit the dirt, it’s every man for himself 🤣

Now don’t get it twisted—I still gotta keep one eye on him 👀
because why are you always in something you shouldn’t be, sir??

So we compromise…
a few rounds of fetch
then mama gets to play in the dirt 🪴

Balance. Boundaries. A lil chaos.
Win-win 🤷🏽‍♀️

Who else gotta negotiate with their puppy just to get things done!? 😭👇🏽

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You already know me & Oso Lee Lee had to get outside this weekend 🐾☀️

In between family time, we slowed it down a little… just enjoying that 80° weather, no rush.

But let’s be real the nurseries are opening and I’m not going to a nursery just to “look” something.

You know I’m leaving with something ( Denzel voice)

It finally feels like that “ be outside all day kind of weather” and I’m here for it.

Have y’all been to any nurseries lately?