UPIKE Frank M. Allara Library

Did you enjoy the movie "Backrooms"? Wishing the sparkly, surreal world of Rainbow Brite could come to life? Have we got a book for you!

Rob Musick , in the future printer woes may lead us to call on the campus Chaplain!

"I’ve seen this before. Usually in the older models." — Father James W.

COPPER HOLLOW UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT — Faculty at Copper Hollow Elementary formally retained a Catholic priest Tuesday to bless the teachers' lounge copy machine, which has jammed 41 times since the August 6 in-service day. The measure passed unanimously after a two-week investigation ruled out toner levels, humidity, and user error.

District IT coordinator Mr. Cutiepie confirmed his department had exhausted every standard diagnostic, including turning the machine off and then on again. "At that point, it stops being an IT ticket," he said.

Father Weller performed the rite at 7:15 a.m. so it would not conflict with morning attendance. The copier has since run cleanly for two consecutive days, though staff report that it prints in Latin on occasion.

Screencapped and re-sharing on behalf of UPIKE Careers. Interns wanted, and you can earn course credit!

EKDC, like all stores with good sense, is celebrating Summerween! Need some spooky decor for your dorm room? Come on down to East Kentucky Dream Center--your purchase will support the whole community!

Starting to put out some Halloween! 👻👻 Come shop all of our sales today and tomorrow till 5 pm.

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The Tanner College of Dental Medicine will celebrate a historic first today with its inaugural White Coat Ceremony.

Watch the ceremony live at 3 p.m. on YouTube: youtube.com/upikebears

Alert: Books by Appalachian Authors!

We're hanging in there, but we can't wait for the semester to start! Come visit the library during First Week and learn about all the great things you can find here!