Holy Crow Self Defense LLC

Kids, today I did a thing. I turned in my key, and have shut down after 4+ years. I have called it a hiatus, but if I do re-open, it will likely be in a handful of years, after I retire. (And probably a rebranding).

I would like to thank CrossFit Oswego for the opportunity to use their space while they were closed. A wonderful group of people, to be sure! Without your kindness, I might not have lasted 6 months! Go to them for your fitness needs - they (and all the coaches) will set you in the right direction!

I would also like to thank the USKMA for the instruction, the support, and the trust over these years. You are some of the very best (and certainly the most talented) people I have ever met. Ever.

To those that have let me bring self-defense info/techniques into your lives, my sincerest thanks. You are why I opened a business that I didn't want to open. But more than four years in, I still don't want to run a business. All this being said, I will personally still be training (because you can't possibly know it all!), and possibly available for a seminar (or individual teaching) here and there.

Mostly, I want to thank My Lovely, Annette - for the love, belief, support, and sacrifice (especially the weekend getaways we've missed out on. But that will change, Love.) You will forever be my favorite human.

To those I've trained that want to continue, and those looking for solid, real-world self-defense...find a USKMA affiliate (there are a couple not too far from Oswego - Bolingbrook and Plainfield, for sure), or at the least - someone that will teach the ethics of violence, potential legal (and civil) ramifications of violence, not "just" the moves you need to keep yourself (loved ones, etc) safe. Love you all, and am eternally grateful for each of you. Be safe! Peace. ✌️😎

P S.: The pic is from the last Thursday class I did - with a couple of my favorite chuckleheads. Neither of which are on Facebook.

Alright, kids - I'm calling today's adventure off! It's coming down a bit heavier, and the roads are garbage. Stay home, stay safe!!

Haven't done this in a while...had a blast getting some exhaustion, and some ground work!!

You Really should join the fun!!

Getting set for another kickass class!! You really should drop by to see what the hype's all about!! Thursday nights from 6:30-7:30 and Saturday mornings from 11-Noon.

Quick note (reminder) -

There will be No Class Saturday, July 19th (tomorrow). Do extra fire hydrants, and enjoy your time off!!

Hey, gang...wanted to let you know. Your dad told me that all he wants for Father's Day is the knowledge that you can defend yourself - and to know you've improved your situational awareness.

Get on that.

Come see me. Thursday nights from 6:30-7:30 and Saturday mornings from 11-Noon.

Quick reminder that there we will Not be having class tonight.

Do extra fire hydrants tonight on your own. 😎

Alright, folks -

Stay home and do some spring cleaning in preparation for the Easter Bunny! There will be No Class tomorrow, Saturday, April 19th. Have a lovely Easter, and we'll be ready to punch and kick our way to safety next week! 😎

Eesh. Forgot to post this yesterday. 🫣 Trying to get back into the swing of things!!

Quick reminder that there are no classes tonight - and no classes Saturday (1/4).

Going for MRI today, Ortho on Tuesday...should know (jeez, I hope) something after that. You will all be appropriately updated. Love you people.

Alright, gang...gotta let you all know. Classes (and seminars) are on hold for a bit while I wait to get an MRI (1/2), and talk to Ortho (1/7), to find out what exactly I'm up against, and how we'll be facing it. Once I have answers, you will know right quick. Be good to one another while you wait to get back to it!!

(Don't think I won't teach from across the room, on crutches - I can get plenty loud!)

I love you people...see you soon!

Peace

Happy Holidays (whichever/none) that you might celebrate - from our murder to yours!! 😎🧡