Excrete Excellence

Excrete Excellence is determined to be the industry leader in stool analysis for sports performance coaching.

11/04/2025

Subsequent to Jeffrey Chiang, our VP of R&D, experiencing a tough time at the weapon defense seminar, we obtained guidance from a leading industry expert.

https://www.cameo.com/master_ken

Jeffrey Chiang Brandon Lee

07/31/2025

🚽💥 OUT NOW: “How Excellence Does” 💥🚽
The debut album from Number Tupac has arrived — 10 unfiltered tracks forged in sweat, pressure, and porcelain fury.
No gimmicks. No filters. Just raw jiujitsu grime and savage truth from the 5:30AM trenches.

🔥 Featuring:
— "Third Place Ain't A Podium"
— “What These PMs Want”
— And the anthem that started it all: “How Excellence Does”

🩸 Built for killers. Not for clout.
🧻 Parental guidance advised. Weakness not tolerated.
🕠 Stream it now or stay soft forever.

https://open.spotify.com/album/6yLsZdRmvULQPOyJeAOLNv

07/28/2025

🚨 NEW DROP: Excrete Excellence 🚨
The debut song and album from Echoes of Excellence is live.

🥋 Born in the sweat of 5:30 a.m.
💥 Forged in the toilet stall of adversity
🎵 Powered by pressure, violence, and absolutely no warm-ups

This isn't music. It's a warning.

Listen now. Before we heel hook your soul.

https://open.spotify.com/album/6VUJgxtn4Svj6OH1TGD6UK

06/25/2025

🧻🔥 NEW DROP FROM THE DEPTHS 🔥🧻

They tried to silence us.
They tried to contain us.
They tried to flush us.
But they forgot—we’re Excrete Excellence.

🎶 “Unflushable” – the debut banger from Echoes of Excellence – is out now.
A war anthem for the gym within a gym.
A siren call from the shadows of 5AM.
A love letter to pressure, pain, and poorly ventilated mats.

🎧 Listen. Share. Survive.

🔗https://open.spotify.com/track/4o6BlFBWl0dtC3i1yu6787
https://music.amazon.com/albums/B0FFJKHYZJ