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09/24/2026

Category: Self portrait of a human
Title: Humans Are Mentally Fragile
(it’s ok to not be ok)
Date: 2023 Size: Small

This piece is dedicated to mental awareness.

“There are moments in life for us all, for when a person can be hurting so deeply and feel so alone but still carry on basic functions as if to appear “okay or sane”.

This artwork is for all of us who carry invisible weight; the words honor tragedy and carries a universal meaning for the quiet suffering. The moments when someone like Lindsay Clancy, Holocaust survivors (enduring the worst of humanity), Anthony Bourdain, Brittney Spears or our fellow people that are not famous losing their mind —telling us they need(ed) help. The reaching out. The actions, moments and words when someone is telling us they are not okay and the impact of how we don’t understand how serious this can be when we lose compassion, communication, empathy, understanding and a national system not built for the unwell —but to fall in-between the cracks.

It is true, we have failed many people in times of need —even our heroes. And perhaps that is what my artwork conveys in this piece; asking us to remember: a fragile mind does not always look broken, a fragile mind may or may not want to be seen and a person can be falling long, long, long before they finally fall.”
—By Yolanda Cebulash (the Artist) “Also… when society allows for hard single use plastic as the number one consumption, we are all mentally ill.” —Yolanda Cebulash



08/27/2026

Category: Misc. Abstract
Title: DEAR DIARY
Price $9,000
Size: Small Date: 2010

UPDATE: I’m only posting once a month and if more, it will be a pleasant surprise for us all. 💕

INSPIRATION: I love color 🫟🎨🫟

Dear Abby segment:

I rememberd something out of the blue and that nobody asked for, nor should —just befriended this person hence my recollection. 😂

Picture this, small town USA and I’m in Jr. High, English Literature —I had given my long term boyfriend his first, you know. So, not sure why in the world I thought English class was the appropriate time to share and tell but I did —in detail. My presentation was so over the top that I had all my mates cracking up. Particularly, our class clown. This kid was literally red in the face from a laughing hysteria and unfortunately for him —he had his chair tilted & feet up on his desk. This meant his chair could’nt contain his body with fits of laughter and he fell off his rocker like Humpty Dumpty which got the whole class even more wild.

Guess who got in trouble?
NOT ME.
He was sent to the principals office and my teacher carried on as if nothing happened 😂 IDK, was I trying to be funny that day or was I expressing my intrigue of human behavior again? Did I push the envelope? Yup. And today, I’m horrified about my soft p**n storytelling but I’m also proud of my early feminism rise. That year, I became the unofficial, unpaid, Public Service s*x counselor to way too many teens. You are welcome, nobody in my class got pregnant or had an STD. I also take pride in my teacher for being down to earth about it all and letting me share my unnecessary truth, public speaking skills and for exploring my championship lifestyle choices. 🏆🥇☝🏻🌭😬🫠😂

Thank you 💕🦄💕

08/23/2026

Category: Justice for Animals Series (Lion Cat)
Title: I WILL F**K YOU UP
Price: $45,000
Size: Small
Date: 2009

Inspiration: 🧡🌻💛🦁💛🌻🧡
The baby ROAR lion portrait was made in 2009 and started off as one of five animal portrait doodles that inspired my 7 part book series for The Adventures of Simon Tortellini. It has now been added to The Animal Justice series. Contact me directly to purchase. I take wire, cash money or Venmo.

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08/05/2026

Category: Empowering Girls series

Title: Sweet Tooth, Monkey Love

Price: $8,000
Date: 2024 Size: Small

🧡🤎🍪🐒 Have you been feeling like the world is currently auditioning for the weirdest, dystopian movie ever made too? A Pe*****le President. Unhinged ICE Predators. Warmongers. Politicians Bought & Paid. The Judicial System Crumbling (like a cookie). The Top 1% Chewing through the planet like it’s disposable. Mining the ocean for dumb Teslas owned and operated by a N**i. Governments drooling over surveillance when they should be more concerned over their very own rights etc.

Yip, viva la resistance.

And so I’m publishing this girl, that just loves her sweets. Cause not every act of resistance has to be known. Sometimes it’s refusing to let the chaos hijack your imagination. This little weirdo exists as a reminder that joy isn’t prohibited yet. Laughter hasn’t been forgotten. Play isn’t a waste of time. Sometimes the most punk-rock thing you can do is smile, knowing you’ve stopped contributing to the circus. —Now go eat a sweet (without getting deep into getting diabetes). Go hug someone. Plant a tree and then go back to changing the world. 🍪🐒🧡🤎

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