10/17/2025
We are saddened to report that the last of the named gnomes, Albergnome, has been disappeared from his perch at the entrance to Science II. He had been mediating there since August 15. PLACES Institute management is aware of two copies of this gnome, one in a faculty office and another at a different professor’s home, but no replica—no mere simulacrum—can replace the glory of the original Albergnome. RIP