09/05/2026
😢 NOBODY WARNS TEACHERS ABOUT WHAT THE JOB DOES TO THE BODY
The feet that stop working right after standing on hard floors for seven hours.
The voice that gives out by November because it has been projecting over background noise since August.
The headaches from fluorescent lighting and not drinking enough water because there is never a good time to refill a bottle.
The weight that shifts from stress eating lunch in eight minutes standing up.
The sleep that never feels like sleep because the brain never fully clocks out.
The Sunday that starts feeling like dread at 4pm.
Nobody mentioned any of this in the credential program.
They talked about lesson planning.
They talked about classroom management.
They talked about building relationships with students.
Nobody said the job would live in your body.
Nobody said you would need an entire summer just to feel like yourself again.
Nobody said that by year ten you would be carrying it in ways you could not even name.
Signed, Elle. A former teacher who found out her body had been keeping score the whole time and spent the first year after leaving just trying to get even.