SCUMtards, Inc.

04/09/2020

Do they look like eyeholes or not?

04/09/2020

04/09/2020

Made my first original dessert, completely improv-ed! I found a bunch of baby beets with the stems and leaves on the corner and roasted them. Then i marinated them in honey. I made a corn flour based buttermilk/ vanilla batter and baked em into muffins. I made a cardamom- scented syrup with the stems and deep fried the leaves. Sprinkled it with sunflower seeds bc what reminds you more of the old country than beets and sunflower seeds? 👌 🌻

04/09/2020

what was that faggoty ass dance tho?
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04/08/2020

🍺

06/11/2016

07/02/2014

Chapter 14? by Daniel Scatena:

Chapter (oh I don’t know 14): Seek and Destroy
Memorandum to Members of the AASSS(*1)
Once so-called patterns of the ongoing and frequent riots, anarchism, ultraviolence and death began to seem to emerge, the authorities converged*2.
*1 The AASSS: an acronym for Anti-Anarchist.ultraviolent.Sexual.Sect.Specialists, were known interchangeably amongst Daniel Amanita (Destroying Angel) and The Master Of Major Damage as “the AV club”*1a, and amongst the rest of Major Damage as “aardvarks” for their grey suits, often hideousness/hideous ability to somersault away from any awkward or dangerous situation.
*1a a double entendre for their unsociable nerdiness, affection for Star Wars/Trek/Dr. Who and their innate ability to immediately master any piece of pre 21st-century machinery of electronics.
*2 not only X chapters too late, but unorganized, incompetent, clueless, and totally unprepared to deal with the situation at hand
*2a: although they did, however eliminate certain numbers of the unoriginally organized but eventually machinelike in their prescription for destruction.

06/30/2014

Dirt hates jugallos too. Good dog.

06/30/2014

Children's anti-drug story (inspired by the one and only Skatina Bladt)

06/30/2014

06/07/2014

bl****in junction

06/04/2014

oi oi much love cheers to the gutters