Girl rant

Please apply in person

hg: Wait, aren’t you the one that said you don’t do short bald guys?

Me: Short where?

So bae, what exactly made you say I’m crazy? Be honest was it the knife emojis..,

They said “fake it till you make it” I’m still faking, where’s the making part?

Dear Diary

I didn’t commit murder today… but the day’s not over yet

He promised not to beat me again… I think this time he means it.

Me at 4am when I remember things I did for a mf 😭

5ft asking what I bring to the table…Table? You mean the one you need a step stool for?

When you’re clearly struggling to survive and someone says “let me know if you need anything”