No Elf Left Behind

No Elf Left Behind Today's elves. Tomorrow's toys. No Elf Left Behind trains elves in cutting-edge toy production. And he was. We’ve helped thousands. Maybe we can help you!

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a laptop was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the flat screen with care,
In hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there. With racecars and dolls and blocks and toys
The perfect bundle for little girls and boys.
..of the 1950s. So to answer the cry echoed ‘round the world for more modern, cutting-edge elf-made

toys, Santa set up the program, ‘No Elf Left Behind.’ Now elves everywhere can upgrade their skills via toy-crafting classes online.

12/31/2012

Happy New Year's Eve! What's our resolution? To create better toys in 2013.

The toys of Middle Earth stand in peril. Unite in the spirit of knowledge, or suffer the consequences.-Elrond, Lord of R...
12/29/2012

The toys of Middle Earth stand in peril. Unite in the spirit of knowledge, or suffer the consequences.
-Elrond, Lord of Rivendell http://mod.cm/12dl1YY

Modea Holiday Site 2012

3D TVs are all the rage here at the North Pole. Hit 'Like' if Santa brought you one (or you wish he did). http://mod.cm/...
12/28/2012

3D TVs are all the rage here at the North Pole. Hit 'Like' if Santa brought you one (or you wish he did). http://mod.cm/12dl1YY

12/25/2012

Merry Christmas! What NELB toys did Santa bring you? Comment below.

Support our elf reeducation efforts. Click 'Share' to recruit your friends. http://mod.cm/12dl1YY
12/21/2012

Support our elf reeducation efforts.
Click 'Share' to recruit your friends. http://mod.cm/12dl1YY

"I was too ashamed to tell my parents. Constantly objectified, I felt like a piece of meat. Now I’m more that just a dan...
12/20/2012

"I was too ashamed to tell my parents. Constantly objectified, I felt like a piece of meat. Now I’m more that just a dancing headless body. Now I’m a ‘self massager strategist’!"

-Leila, Former Elf Yourself Elf
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Everything is better in 3D! Start your training here to perfect your toy making skills http://mod.cm/12dl1YY
12/18/2012

Everything is better in 3D! Start your training here to perfect your toy making skills http://mod.cm/12dl1YY

"Not all ‘woodland’ elves love the woods. Oy vey. Don’t even get me started on the pollen. No Elf Left Behind means I ha...
12/17/2012

"Not all ‘woodland’ elves love the woods. Oy vey. Don’t even get me started on the pollen. No Elf Left Behind means I have options. So long moss, hello carpet."
- Fran, Former Woodland Elf.

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Which type of elf have you been this year? A) Naughty B)Nice C)How rude of you to ask!http://mod.cm/VLNNJP
12/17/2012

Which type of elf have you been this year?
A) Naughty
B)Nice
C)How rude of you to ask!
http://mod.cm/VLNNJP

12/16/2012

"You bet your sweet frosting I don’t live in an effing tree anymore."
- Ex-Keebler Elf/NELB Graduate. Click here to learn more: http://mod.cm/12dl1YY

Remember when Santa Lost his iPhone? The same team is bringing you No Elf Left Behind! Click here to get started: http:/...
12/14/2012

Remember when Santa Lost his iPhone? The same team is bringing you No Elf Left Behind!
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