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06/06/2025

“S**tshow Creative Wipes Away Tears While Waiting for DUDE Wipes”

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL — announced today that despite its best efforts, DUDE Wipes has not yet finalized what should be a match made in marketing heaven.

“We’re as confused as anyone,” said Justin Kramm, S**tshow’s founder and Global S**t Stirrer. “Our names go together like peanut butter and jelly. This alliance would be so much fun.”

Kramm isn’t shy about his admiration. “I respect DUDE Wipes’ commitment to flushable, 100% plant-sourced fibers. They don’t clog my pipes or my conscience.”

“I could give a TED Talk on DUDE Wipes. They're 99% water, plant-based, unscented, hypoallergenic, alcohol-free, paraben-free, and soaked in Aloe Vera and Vitamin E. I’m never using dry TP again.”

One insider revealed that S**tshow’s Limited Edition pitch, The S**tshow Collection, featured scents like Bald Eagle Tears, Triple IPA, and Divorced Dad’s Jeep Interior. It was considered “ahead of its time” by at least one intern.

“We had merch ideas too,” Kramm added. “Emotional support bidets, a cologne called Musk of Honest Abe, even a VR experience where you could flush your problems away.”

Undeterred, Kramm says S**tshow Creative is pivoting. “We’re not crying,” he said, wiping something suspiciously glittery off his face. “We’re innovating.”

The new plan? Crud Cloths™: artisanal hand-crafted wipes made from recycled HR memos and broken startup dreams. They’ll smell like panic, ambition, and a hint of lime.

At press time, S**tshow Creative was workshopping a follow-up campaign titled No Client? No Problem. Early concepts include an interpretive dance about resilience and an AI-generated billboard that simply reads: You Can’t Fire Me, I Don’t Work Here.

Kramm concluded, voice trembling, “We believe in perseverance and in the eternal truth that wet beats dry. DUDE Wipes, my email is justin@S**tshowCreative.com. Let’s wipe history together."

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05/06/2025

I'll be speaking about the Sh!tshow Creative Movement at Agency's Moves: UP! Make sure to attend it on June 12.

Curious about your agency career path? Let’s map it out. "Agency's Moves: UP – Reaching The Top Floor" breaks down agency structures, demystifies management roles, and traces the real journey to the top. Whether you're just starting out or eyeing your next big move, this session will help you un...

05/06/2025

Today, S**tshow Creative turns one month old.

Huge thanks to the podcasters who gave us a mic, the volunteers who gave us their time, the clients who gave us their trust, the journalists who gave us their ink, and the talented creatives and business people who gave us their brilliance.

And of course, to the concerned family members quietly wondering what the hell we’re doing: thanks for not staging an intervention. Yet.

Here’s to the beautiful mess we’re building together.

¡Happy Cinco de Junio!

04/06/2025

Sh!tshow Sentinel
JUNE 4, 2025
LinkedIn AI Writing Police Are Here

SUNNYVALE, CA — LinkedIn’s new AI Writing Police flag humblebrags, fake founder energy, and posts starting with "I’m humbled and honored..." (citation) or ending with "Let’s connect!" (warning).

Emoji use = instant fine. Em dashes = banned. “What Losing My Job Taught Me” = performative vulnerability.

Repeat offenders get 30 days of “thought leadership” suppression.

04/06/2025

Sh!tshow Sentinel
JUNE 4, 2025
"LinkedIn AI Writing Police Now Patrolling Your Posts"

SUNNYVALE, CA – The LinkedIn AI Writing Police have officially launched, branding themselves as "the first fully automated, algorithmically passive-aggressive enforcement agency for professional writing etiquette." Their motto? "We flag what your coworkers are too polite to mention."

"We noticed a growing epidemic of humblebrags, corporate jargon, and AI-generated nonsense," said Chief Compliance Officer Brenda Vance. "So we built an enforcement squad that doesn't just judge your posts: it judges you."

The AI Writing Police review posts in real time, flagging offenses such as 'Inspiration Inflation,' 'Pretend Vulnerability,' and 'Fake Founder Energy.' Posts beginning with "I’m humbled and honored..." are automatically issued a citation. Those ending with "Let’s connect!" receive a public warning and a virtual sigh.

The enforcement algorithm includes a proprietary "Cringe Calibration" system that can detect if your AI-generated post used the word "journey" more than twice or included a list of self-congratulatory emojis. In fact, any emoji use is an automatic infraction. Em dashes are considered "excessively smug punctuation" and are strictly prohibited, while posts with headlines like "What Losing My Job Taught Me" are flagged for "performative vunerability."

Repeat offenders are sentenced to 30 days of automatic “thought leadership” suppression. During this time, their posts will be replaced with cryptic haikus generated by the AI, such as: "Coffee fuels my soul / Empty words fill my timeline / Echoes of myself"

Additionally, the AI Writing Police have partnered with a popular wellness app to mandate daily meditation sessions for offenders, led by a soothing AI voice that repeats phrases like "You are enough... without a personal brand."

Early targets have included a blockchain life coach, a tech bro announcing his “third exit” (from his second marriage), and a real estate agent who posted a photo of himself shirtless at a construction site with the caption "Manifesting deals."

One sanctioned user said: "I tried to post a thread about how getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to me. Instead, the AI Writing Police rewrote it to simply say, 'I got fired.' Brutal, but fair."

"Other platforms just let the bad content flow unchecked," said Vance. "We don't delete your bad post: we leave it up, mark it with a scarlet, and send your entire network a notification titled 'Justin’s LinkedIn Post Was a Cry for Help.'"

03/06/2025

Archaeologists from the future have unearthed Issue One of the Sh!tlist and immediately classified it as both a sacred text and an environmental hazard.

Early symptoms of exposure include:
Spontaneous enlightenment
Uncontrollable laughter in inappropriate places
The sudden urge to quit your job and start a pirate radio station

🌀✨ This isn’t just a newsletter: it’s a wormhole disguised as words. Read it if you dare:

👉 https://lnkd.in/ecP8MT4d

Warning: Side effects may include the overwhelming desire to high-five an iguana and redefine reality.

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03/06/2025

The World’s Weirdest Newsletter drops mañana.
Greg the Manatee insists you sign up on the homepage of S**tshowCreative.com. 🦦✨

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01/06/2025

In a world full of noise, division, and endless seriousness, sometimes, the most radical thing you can do is laugh. A Time to Laugh brings together voices from different backgrounds, beliefs, and perspectives to remind us of one simple truth: laughter is universal.

In a world full of noise, division, and endless seriousness, sometimes, the most radical thing you can do is laugh. A Time to Laugh brings together voices fr...

01/06/2025

In a world full of noise, division, and endless seriousness, sometimes, the most radical thing you can do is laugh. A Time to Laugh brings together voices from different backgrounds, beliefs, and perspectives to remind us of one simple truth: laughter is universal.

30/05/2025

Big thanks to Arietta Hecate Knežević 🌛 for submitting this gem to the S**tshow Movement. When your content strategy is 💩, you know who to call. **tshowMovement

29/05/2025

Welcome to the Eye of the Sh!tstorm.
🌈🌀💩✨
Hieronymus Bosch painted humanity’s absurdity with sacred precision: freakish beasts, ecstatic sinners, divine confusion. He held up a mirror and made it psychedelic.

That’s the soul of Sh!tShow Creative.

We aren’t here to clean up the mess.

We’re here to reveal it. To reframe it. To dance in it with glitter and teeth.

This is a movement for anyone who’s ever felt the system was a hallucination: because it is.

And your brand?

Should feel like waking up mid-dream with a third eye wide open.

👁‍🗨 Sh!tShow Creative: where visions get weirder and deadlines get hit.
Join the cult. Or at least… check this out: https://linktr.ee/justinkramm

And go to S**tshowCreative.com

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28/05/2025

🚨New crew alert🚨
Welcome Christian Po***ck to the Sh!tshow. His title? The Killer Combo™.
A creative director, art sorcerer, and content tactician who’s lit up everything from Nike to Nas, CVS to Spike Lee. Now he’s based in freakin' Rome, Italy: leading the charge as we dial up the creative chaos across Europe.
He’s been in the rooms where it happens and the trenches where the magic gets made. No soul-sucking syncs. No grayscale ideas. Just loud, bold, undeniable work.
Let’s get weird. Let’s get global. Let’s make history messy.
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🎛 Edited by Christian in Rome
🎨 End frame by Yonas in Addis Ababa
🎬 Shot by Christian in Rome
🎤 Vocal Vibes by Cap'n Kramm in Fort Laudy
🎵 Music Courtesy of mobygratis

📬 Email: justin@sh*tshowcreative.com

🌐 Linktree: https://ow.ly/GVLV50VZZqi

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