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Following a failed presidential campaign, Cappy became a "public figure." He intends to use this page for pithy observations and humor. Cappy says enjoy!
02/19/2022
Bonnie & Clyde, from High Park in Toronto, are not happy about Fidel Castro's bastard son's declaration of martial law...
Statists never seem to change their spots.
10/15/2021
Rodents the Size of St. Bernards Swarm an Exclusive Gated Community The world’s largest rodents bully pets, roam tony streets and soil pristine lawns in Argentina, triggering demands for them to be relocated or castrated.
05/13/2020
With all the talk of keeping people safe from the virus, Cappy is wondering if there's a plan to keep us safe from the government?
11/06/2019
Well, cross Virginia of the list of places Cappy gives two squiggly squirts about...
03/13/2017
After watching the shameful display of partisan politics, and the antics of the DemonRat party doing the President's address to the joint session of Congress, Cappy must admit to wishing he was not a rodent...
02/17/2017
Cappy is not pleased by this... And yet, Cappy is also not surprised.
Obama’s Shadow Presidency Well-funded Organizing for Action promises to crack conservative skulls to halt the Trump agenda.
02/02/2017
Stop asking about the damned weather... That's a different f$*king rodent!!!
01/23/2017
Crappy wants...
12/09/2016
Cappy hasn't had much to say about politics in the last month, because, well, there hasn't been much to say. Cappy didn't mean to let it consume so much of his energy in the months leading up to the election, but Cappy can't resist sharing this clip... This is the sound of liberal tears pouring out all over the world... This is "Fooking Gold!"
12/09/2016
Cappy is a tropical creature by nature, but Cappy is conflicted by this image.
Cappy likes horses and AK-47s as much as the next Rodent Of Unusual Size, but how cool is this? Cappy is jealous of anyone who can casually say "my pet snow leopard and I were out the other morning..." How cool would it be to drop that into casual conversation at your next coctail party?
Go do great things today! Have fun. Do work. Be good to your family and friends. Most of all, act like you've got your own pet snow leopard...!
(Now, where the hell did my "hunting eagle" fly off to? ;-) )
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