11/25/2025
Big corporations use Black Friday to move cheap junk.
Small businesses — like us — use it to stay alive.
You get 2 free FinalStraws. We get to keep fighting plastic pollution.
Thanks for choosing small, sustainable, and actually caring where your money goes 💕🥰⚡️
11/05/2025
He understood the assignment: save democracy and the turtles. 🐢🇺🇸
This victory isn’t just political — it’s planetary. It’s proof that small actions (like showing up to vote or saying no to single-use plastic) create massive ripple effects. When people use their voice, and their FinalStraw, change literally happens.
When we show up — to vote, to lead, to care — we prove that small actions build big movements. FinalStraw was founded on the same idea: one reusable straw won’t save the world, but millions of small, conscious choices will.
From ballots to beverages, sustainability starts with a choice. ✨
10/31/2025
TRICK OR TREAT!? 🎃
We might be biased but this house has the best treat (or are they tricks!?) on the block! 👻
Use code TRICKORTREAT for 30% off your order all weekend long.
10/30/2025
1- the problem 2- the solution: FinalStraw. To infinity and beyondddd 🚀
10/23/2025
Wednesday approves of two things: black outfits and reusables. Because saving the planet is darkly chic. 🖤
07/18/2025
We don’t condone cheating. On your partner or the environment. Stop being messy, it’s not cute.
06/15/2025
He bikes 100 miles for fun, fights dust like it owes him money, and has more dad jokes than grains of sand at the beach.. This is Jojo. He’s holding the Spork I made like it’s the crown jewel of our dynasty. I love you endlessly, Dad 💖💖💖
06/10/2025
Not all heroes wear capes. Some carry sporks. This Father’s Day, give Dad the gift of functionality, flair, and a fork that’s also a spoon💥
Because he doesn’t need another mug that says “ #1 Dad.”
He needs a damn good spork.
🎁 20% off sitewide
🛒 Ends Sunday.
👔 Use code: DADDYLIKES
05/22/2025
Let’s get one thing straight: Plastic forks have never been invited to the cookout 🚫 🚫🚫
This Memorial Day, ditch the disposable and save 20% sitewide with code FINALFEAST. Whether you’re road trippin’, grilling, or straight vibin’—Final’s got your back (and your bag) 😋
05/14/2025
Happy International Clean Your Water Bottle & Straw Day!🎉 Is this a made-up holiday? Yup. But do you really need a reason to finally deep-clean that biohazard you call a bottle or straw? Nope.
Look, we’re not asking you to be perfect—we’re just asking you to stop drinking Eau de Mold. Once a year is still better than never (looking at you, Hot Girl Summer ’22 bottle 👀).
So grab a scrub brush, light a candle (for emotional support), and make that bottle sparkle, babyyyy ✨ Next time you take a sip, it might actually taste like water... not a nasty old sponge.
Cheers to hydration without the funk 💧🧼